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Scheizner

A scheizner is any object, mostly one containing mechanics such as any vehicle, a lighter etc.
Man: "When do you put down the scheizner?"
Steward:"The plane goes down in 20 minutes sir."
by uneman March 24, 2011
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Nick Schiener

Fastest high school sophomore 800 runner in NY. Future Olympian
Nick Schiener is a future Olympian
by Blogan Maschari November 11, 2019
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scheizer

An intentional misspelling of the German word "scheisse" (translated to English as "shit") intended to get around Blizzard Entertainment's ToS (Terms of Service) agreement in order to include a frequently used "inside joke" in a Diablo 3 clan name.
"I'm at 302ms lag." Complained Lucky.
"Well... quit downloading Scheizer-porn" Suggested Melviant.
Thus, clan ScheizerFrenzy was born
by Bael#1329 March 25, 2016
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Schizer Tech

Boring minimal techno or tech house that's absent of any melody, build, hook, or overall character, that electronic elitists consider avant-garde. Usually written or played by hipster douches.
"Wow, that Dj's pants are so tight it think he forgot to mix something into this basic loop."

"No this is his new release. It's called "Fixed Gear Beats" on V-Neck records. It's new age Schizer Tech."
by 5lo5h March 17, 2011
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scheissery

A load of bullshit. If someone is using scheissery they are usually trying topull the wool” over you or fool you for the clown you are. If they are using scheissery then you know they are lying and/or coming up with dumb excuses to try and bamboozle you.
Cut the scheissery. I know you’re a fraud and a lying snake
by Unicorn King March 31, 2020
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Schweizer

a Schweizer is German for "a person from Switzerland" - (not from Sweden) Switzerland is a country in the middle of europe next to Germany, France, Italy, Liechtenstein an Austria (and NOT Australia).

A dialog with Guys from America or other countries is mostly this:
A: I'm swiss
B: Oh, You're from Sweden!
A: No, I'm from Switzerland, that's in the center of europe, next to Germany, France, Italy and Austria.
B: What?!? Switzerland is next to Australia?
A: éh... okay. Yes. *rolleyes*

Okay. I hope some people are more clever. But that's classic. Okay, and a little overdone. But...
Ich bin Schweizer
(I'm suisse.)
by hpsk April 27, 2010
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scheister

someone who is a cheat, often in legal terms
When he doubled his legal fees i realised what a scheister that lawyer really was!

After driving for only 5 miles in her 'new' car before it broke down Allie realised that car salesman had been a total scheister
by ellaloveyou October 31, 2008
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