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Nick Schiener by Blogan Maschari November 11, 2019
scheizer
An intentional misspelling of the German word "scheisse" (translated to English as "shit") intended to get around Blizzard Entertainment's ToS (Terms of Service) agreement in order to include a frequently used "inside joke" in a Diablo 3 clan name.
Schizer Tech
Boring minimal techno or tech house that's absent of any melody, build, hook, or overall character, that electronic elitists consider avant-garde. Usually written or played by hipster douches.
"Wow, that Dj's pants are so tight it think he forgot to mix something into this basic loop."
"No this is his new release. It's called "Fixed Gear Beats" on V-Neck records. It's new age Schizer Tech."
"No this is his new release. It's called "Fixed Gear Beats" on V-Neck records. It's new age Schizer Tech."
Schizer Tech by 5lo5h March 17, 2011
scheissery
A load of bullshit. If someone is using scheissery they are usually trying to “pull the wool” over you or fool you for the clown you are. If they are using scheissery then you know they are lying and/or coming up with dumb excuses to try and bamboozle you.
scheissery by Unicorn King March 31, 2020
Schweizer
a Schweizer is German for "a person from Switzerland" - (not from Sweden) Switzerland is a country in the middle of europe next to Germany, France, Italy, Liechtenstein an Austria (and NOT Australia).
A dialog with Guys from America or other countries is mostly this:
A: I'm swiss
B: Oh, You're from Sweden!
A: No, I'm from Switzerland, that's in the center of europe, next to Germany, France, Italy and Austria.
B: What?!? Switzerland is next to Australia?
A: éh... okay. Yes. *rolleyes*
Okay. I hope some people are more clever. But that's classic. Okay, and a little overdone. But...
A dialog with Guys from America or other countries is mostly this:
A: I'm swiss
B: Oh, You're from Sweden!
A: No, I'm from Switzerland, that's in the center of europe, next to Germany, France, Italy and Austria.
B: What?!? Switzerland is next to Australia?
A: éh... okay. Yes. *rolleyes*
Okay. I hope some people are more clever. But that's classic. Okay, and a little overdone. But...
scheister
When he doubled his legal fees i realised what a scheister that lawyer really was!
After driving for only 5 miles in her 'new' car before it broke down Allie realised that car salesman had been a total scheister
After driving for only 5 miles in her 'new' car before it broke down Allie realised that car salesman had been a total scheister
scheister by ellaloveyou October 31, 2008
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