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Taken from the German "Scheisse" before the removal of the dopple s from the language. Oft mistaken for a vulgar expression, this delightful word is a preposition, indicating that the following sentence will intone some form of misfortune. Normally extended by the '!', the number of these used indicating the extent of the expected misfortune.

Scheize! My brakes are broken.
Scheize!! My coaches training program is crazy
Scheize!!! My slim stunner from last night has been whisked away on the beer scooter and magically replaced with the spawn of Moby Dick and Jabba the Hut

scheize by Easy Rider August 27, 2004

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scheize

Scheiße, die (f.) German for shit...

not spelled scheize or scheisse, i's spelled with a ß u morons...

Scheiße, hold down ALT and press 225, and see what youll get(i can tell you if u want, it's ß, the proper letter for that word)

scheize by Das Uber Soldat January 17, 2005

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scheize

A word dumbass people use who are too uneducated to know that it is spelled scheiße.

Scheize!

It's scheiße dumbtard.

scheize by Arce July 15, 2005

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scheize

Shit in german. Also see "shizer" in this dictionary (though they spelled it wrong)

Sheize, I just stepped in this sheize!

scheize by shazbotus September 2, 2003

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scheizer

An intentional misspelling of the German word "scheisse" (translated to English as "shit") intended to get around Blizzard Entertainment's ToS (Terms of Service) agreement in order to include a frequently used "inside joke" in a Diablo 3 clan name.

"I'm at 302ms lag." Complained Lucky.
"Well... quit downloading Scheizer-porn" Suggested Melviant.
Thus, clan ScheizerFrenzy was born

scheizer by Bael#1329 March 25, 2016

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Scheißeposter

Synonymous for "Shitposter" in german.

I like posting shitpost on reddit, i'm a Scheißeposter

Scheißeposter by Kayro098 February 9, 2022

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Scheiße auf Streatham Rovers

Someone who likes to be crapped on for sexual pleasure. Phrase emerged in underground coprophilic subculture in Germany where the football shirts of a small team in England were worn to signify an individual's desire to receive.

That guy is pretty kinky, he's Scheiße auf Streatham Rovers if you know what I mean.

Scheiße auf Streatham Rovers by wetbadger89 April 6, 2021

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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Dutty

Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".

"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"

Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003

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