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Taken from the German "Scheisse" before the removal of the dopple s from the language. Oft mistaken for a vulgar expression, this delightful word is a preposition, indicating that the following sentence will intone some form of misfortune. Normally extended by the '!', the number of these used indicating the extent of the expected misfortune.
Scheize! My brakes are broken.
Scheize!! My coaches training program is crazy
Scheize!!! My slim stunner from last night has been whisked away on the beer scooter and magically replaced with the spawn of Moby Dick and Jabba the Hut
scheize by Easy Rider August 27, 2004
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Scheiße, die (f.) German for shit...

not spelled scheize or scheisse, i's spelled with a ß u morons...
Scheiße, hold down ALT and press 225, and see what youll get(i can tell you if u want, it's ß, the proper letter for that word)
scheize by Das Uber Soldat January 17, 2005
A word dumbass people use who are too uneducated to know that it is spelled scheiße.
Scheize!

It's scheiße dumbtard.
scheize by Arce July 15, 2005
Shit in german. Also see "shizer" in this dictionary (though they spelled it wrong)
Sheize, I just stepped in this sheize!
scheize by shazbotus September 2, 2003

scheizer 

An intentional misspelling of the German word "scheisse" (translated to English as "shit") intended to get around Blizzard Entertainment's ToS (Terms of Service) agreement in order to include a frequently used "inside joke" in a Diablo 3 clan name.
"I'm at 302ms lag." Complained Lucky.
"Well... quit downloading Scheizer-porn" Suggested Melviant.
Thus, clan ScheizerFrenzy was born
scheizer by Bael#1329 March 25, 2016

Scheißeposter 

I like posting shitpost on reddit, i'm a Scheißeposter
Scheißeposter by Kayro098 February 9, 2022

Scheiße auf Streatham Rovers 

Someone who likes to be crapped on for sexual pleasure. Phrase emerged in underground coprophilic subculture in Germany where the football shirts of a small team in England were worn to signify an individual's desire to receive.
That guy is pretty kinky, he's Scheiße auf Streatham Rovers if you know what I mean.
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