Schizer 

The incorrectly spelt German word for "shit", correctly spelt "Scheiße". This mistake is common due to the difficulty of inserting the symbol "ß", and also down to the lack of forced foreign language lessons in the English education system. But that's soley because we don't need to, why should we speak Deutch when the world can speak English. YEAH, who's gonna high five me on that?! Anyone?

1. "Oh scheiße! Ich ging alle meine Nazi-Memorabilia Sie bei der Reinigung von meinem Mantel! SCHEIßE!"

1. "Schizer! I just did a fat schizer on my girlfriends chest after she told me she loved scat. How was I 'sposed to know she meant the lyrical free-styling most commonly found in jazz?!"

Schizer by Clydieooo April 13, 2009

schizer 

what you say when things are goin down the pooper

oh man i got an f on my report card SCHIZER!!!!

schizer by Pat Schaedig February 22, 2003

schizer 

scatalogical. having to do with poo. the sexual act of crapping on your mate.

want to watch some schizer videos?

schizer by bbbboooonnnneeee September 19, 2003

Schizer Tech 

Boring minimal techno or tech house that's absent of any melody, build, hook, or overall character, that electronic elitists consider avant-garde. Usually written or played by hipster douches.

"Wow, that Dj's pants are so tight it think he forgot to mix something into this basic loop."

"No this is his new release. It's called "Fixed Gear Beats" on V-Neck records. It's new age Schizer Tech."

Schizer Tech by 5lo5h March 17, 2011

Schizer Geiser 

The act of having a stream of projectile diarrhea whilst being in the human pretzel position.

“Bro, we were having this party and I got this girl in the schizer geiser and I haven’t haven’t been able to get the shit stains off the ceiling since.”

Schizer Geiser by EricfromPoco April 16, 2021

scheizer 

An intentional misspelling of the German word "scheisse" (translated to English as "shit") intended to get around Blizzard Entertainment's ToS (Terms of Service) agreement in order to include a frequently used "inside joke" in a Diablo 3 clan name.

"I'm at 302ms lag." Complained Lucky.
"Well... quit downloading Scheizer-porn" Suggested Melviant.
Thus, clan ScheizerFrenzy was born

scheizer by Bael#1329 March 25, 2016

Schiera 

Schiera is a girl who is thick af. Wins arm wrestling competitions even against boys. A nice and fun person.

No one is thicker than Schiera!

Schiera by ijustcamehereforonetimebye November 26, 2019