1) A man of missfortune.
2) A torso man
3) To work ones mobile both effortlessly and with zaaz
4) Cannot swim
5) Interchangeable with use of lyrics i.e. "Tonight's not gonna be Schleaffe's night"
6) To undergo a stage by stage metamorphis throughout a night. a) Hyped b) Horny c) Sleepy d) Rage

Look. The Scheaffe is asleep. Lets cap him.

Some say I am The Schleaffe.

Blame it on The Schleaffe

Is The Schleaffe coming?

Schleaffe by OldDoobs September 8, 2010

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Schblargen

brought about with reference to how the german language sounds, schprechen(german) - schblargen (made up). schprechen is speak in german (or similar).
Schblargen can be used in exclamation; when a word you're thinking of cannot be found; just to scream at someone because it's pure nonsense; or in question form. Any will do, really. Whatever you think fits, probably does.

Alex exclaimed "schblargen!" and the rest of the group giggled .

"omg! what the schblargen?!?!"

Schblargen by jmodabando May 5, 2006

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Schblev

Schblev is a legend who hates the tories. Schblev also thinks sausage rolls should be called sozzie rolls.

Dave: Have you heard they changed their name to Schblev.
Steve: What a legend. Have you also heard what he calls sausage rolls.

Schblev by Schblevmeister February 23, 2022

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