schleadle 

A schleadle occurs when a man sharts and cums in his pants simultaneously.

Excuse me, sir, but it seems you may have schleadled.

schleadle by Shleadle-D September 26, 2010

Schmeidlered 

To have one's lowest moments in the legal system turned to art.

"Look, another celebrity DUI. By next week, they'll probably be Schmeidlered."

Schmeidlered by Ian J. April 25, 2008

Schadle 

The area located directly underneath a women's breast.

As Monty was getting intimate with his girlfriend, he rested his hand on her schadle.

Schadle by Humphreys Higgins October 29, 2011

schlegeled 

When someone gives you extra, but begrudgingly necessary work which is typically posed in the form a question.

"Joe just came over and pointed out that we don't have a process in place to track proposal rejections and now I have tons more work to do because we don't..."

"You just got schlegeled."

schlegeled by ncd1701d November 30, 2016

schlade 

One renowned as the antithesis of punctuality, and whom takes the act of slacking to an entirely new dimension. The incredible level of slack achieved by this "schlade" has reached such epic proportions that the slacking bar has been raised for stoners everywhere.

"I had plans with schlade at 7:30 so I showed up at 8:45 and he still wasn't there! I guess you can't schlade the schladester."

schlade by Hipp y December 11, 2006

Shleakle

An overly large Libuim minus. More commonly referred to as the "flaps" of the vagina.

"Yeah man, I was trynna smash but she got that shleakle."

"I was going down on her and I slurped up that shleakle."

"Her shleakle was huge man - it felt like I was eating a soggy pastrami sandwich."

Shleakle by Arab Jenkins July 19, 2017

schaedle 

A class of wealthy predominantly blonde people.

Did you see that asshole in the s500? Yeah he had schaedle written all over him!

schaedle by smokeuew November 30, 2011