Quite possibly the best sport in the world. If you like Soccer you will love Schlammball. It is soccer on steroids. Each end of the field has three goals. Catching and throwing the ball is permitted, but no running with the ball. Lots of scoring equals lots of action for players and spectators.
When I played Schlammball I had an a amazing time until I was Schlammed into the Schlamm pit!
to be past the point of drunk and BEYOND the point of schmammered. So intoxicated that one drools all over oneself with no knowledge of the situation. To be completely and uterely retarded