Talented Sleeper

One who can literally sleep through anything, such as an alarm clock, roommates, or an earthquake.

I don't know how you didn't wake up while you're roommate was getting it in across the room...
Dude, I already told you, I'm a Talented Sleeper.

by lurpy101 June 15, 2011

puked

When something is dirty or broken.

Dude, my laptop always has problems. It's so puked.

by lurpy101 April 28, 2011

schleavage

When one cuts his or her neckline on a shirt so that it droops over a shoulder. Tends to be girls in sororities.

Hey bro, check out that schleavaged shirt she's wearin. It's hot. Look at her shoulder.

by lurpy101 March 02, 2011