Schaubing

Named for the former Houston Texans' quarterback. It is the ability to throw an interception at a time and place that will completely crush any hope of victory by your team. A Super Schaub is throwing two or more interceptions in a game or throwing an interception that is returned for a touchdown.

Hey! Did you see how Orton was Schaubing in that game last night? He threw three Schaubs including that Schaubed pass at the end of last night's game?

Yeah! He totally destroyed that Cowgirls comeback attempt. I heard that Philly voted him their MVP.

Schaubing by Duncanseven December 30, 2013

Schaubism 

noun

1. A system of idiotic ideas and ideals created by former UFC fighter and now "comedian" Brendan Schaub. It is not clear but these ideas are presumed to be a result of CTE.

2. Something Brendan Schaub says often that doesn't my any sense, yet he continues to say it.

3. Something 100% false that Brendan Schaub thinks is true.

verb

1. Pronouncing a word/phrase/colloquialism VERY incorrectly.

2. Confusing two things with each other

Schaubism is not to be confused with a tito-ortizism.

Schaubisms:

"Not the smartest tool in the shed"

"War of nutrition"

"Fly up the radar"

"Throwing someone under the boat"

"Margaret Robert" - (Margot Robbie)

"Wiz Kalifee"

"Royals Royce"

"Thurrapy"

"Cheeto Fingers"

ETC

Schaubism by wateryPanda June 20, 2020

Scharzing 

Dressing up in slutty amounts of sequins just to appear attractive to low-lifes and tramps.

1. "Eww, look at those sluts scharzing... they look awful."

2. "Mate, any more bling and you'll be scharzing tonight."

Scharzing by tagtag994 October 7, 2012

Shabingus

When you are rock hard, and then text a girl "Shabingus". Signifying that the guy is rock hard and might need help.

"Shabingus" Damn I guess Randal is rock hard right now.

Shabingus by Doom_42069 April 15, 2021

schrabbing 

The act of trolling in a similar vein to writer/director Rob Schrab. It is often done by asking a redundant question in response to something which includes the answer to the question.

That guy is schrabbing. I can't tell if he's serious.

schrabbing by Neutral Pirate Omicronian February 25, 2015

Shabingus

A word to use when your penis is hard as a rock

“Shabingus” He said
“WHY NOW MAN”

Shabingus by jacobisntsus April 16, 2021

schafing

An unattended shart. If a shart is not tended to, schafing may occur. Schafing is only possible between ones ass cheeks.

Fuck, I was crowning and did not want to use the public restroom. This resulted in a shart. I did not have the opportunity to check my shorts, resulting in Schafing between my ass cheeks.

schafing by shitzinhand September 3, 2013