2 definitions by Duncanseven
Named for the former Houston Texans' quarterback. It is the ability to throw an interception at a time and place that will completely crush any hope of victory by your team. A Super Schaub is throwing two or more interceptions in a game or throwing an interception that is returned for a touchdown.
Hey! Did you see how Orton was Schaubing in that game last night? He threw three Schaubs including that Schaubed pass at the end of last night's game?
Yeah! He totally destroyed that Cowgirls comeback attempt. I heard that Philly voted him their MVP.
Yeah! He totally destroyed that Cowgirls comeback attempt. I heard that Philly voted him their MVP.
by Duncanseven December 30, 2014
This is related to the Cleveland Steamer. This is performed when your significant other gets too drunk to function. You escort them to bed and place them face down. Then pull their underwear down sufficiently to exposed their ass crack. Shit on their crack and pull the underwear up. Follow up with covering the unconscious inebriate with sheets and blanket. With luck, they'll think they shit themselves.
by Duncanseven February 28, 2014