Schatting

Shitting in the toilet and chatting online at the same time.

I was schatting with my friend Michael. Sometimes the bathroom gets stinky and my fingers tired if I am schatting for too long.

by Daniel Haber February 2, 2009

Schatting

The act of talking to someone via a phone call/text/instant messaging, whilst taking a lengthy shit.

"Where're you going?"

"To the toilet, shall I schat in your general direction?"

"Sure keep schatting to me."

by Tchuk November 14, 2012

Chatting Breeze

London slang for talking nonsense, or speaking of something about which you have no clear understanding.

"Bingly bongly boo. Snippety-snappety-blarg. Goo ferplunk moo-ha ha ha."
"Man, don't chat breeze."

by Bonny lad November 11, 2004

chatting macca

Chatting macca is the equivalent of chatting shit or not telling the truth

“John said he pulled a 10 last night”
“Nahhhh, can’t be. He’s chatting macca”

by Top definer what you saying? July 6, 2018

Scharzing

Dressing up in slutty amounts of sequins just to appear attractive to low-lifes and tramps.

1. "Eww, look at those sluts scharzing... they look awful."

2. "Mate, any more bling and you'll be scharzing tonight."

by tagtag994 October 7, 2012

Chatting

When someone's talking shit, lying or just waffling uno

"Nahhh don't believe him he's just chatting"

by John452 March 8, 2021

schpitting

1. Similar to 'spitting', but occurs after vomiting in order to remove the taste of vomit from ones mouth.

James: "He's still going, he's still going" (ie: vomiting)

Andrew: "I'm just schpitting" (proceeds to vomit violently)

James: (sarcastically) "Just schpitting ey?"

by howlongjizz April 19, 2010