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one of the coolist white kids you can ever know... also know for having a bid dick
girl one: man whos that
girl two: oh thats randal
by macchick10 March 08, 2009
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Listless video store clerk from the movie Clerks
Dante Hicks: You ever notice how all the prices end in nine? Damn, that's eerie.
Randal Graves: (reading a magazine) Have you ever wondered how much the average jizz mopper makes per hour?
Dante Hicks: What's a jizz-mopper?
Randal Graves: He's the guy that cleans up the nudie booth after each guy jerks off.
Dante Hicks: Nudie booth?
Randal Graves: Yeah, nudie booth. You've never been in a nudie booth?
Dante Hicks: I guess not.
Randal Graves: Oh, it's great. There's this glass between you and these chicks, and they put on a show for you for like 10 bucks.
Dante Hicks: What kinda show?
(Customer walks up to counter with a bottle of glass cleaner and a roll of paper towels)
Randal Graves: They do the weirdest, craziest shit you like to see chicks do. They insert things into any opening on their body - ANY opening.
Dante Hicks: Could we not talk about this right now?
Randal Graves: The jizz-mopper's job is to clean off the glass after each guy shoots a load. I don't know if you noticed, but cum leaves streaks if you don't clean it right away.
Offended Customer: I will never come to this place again!
Dante Hicks: I'm sorry?
Offended Customer: Using filthy language in front of the customers, you both should be fired!
Dante Hicks: I'm sorry, I guess we got carried away.
Offended Customer: I don't know if sorry could make up for it, you've highly offended me.
Randal Graves: Well if you thinks that's offensive, check this out!
(Shows him graphic picture from porn mag)
Randal Graves: I think you can see her kidneys!
by Eric Meecrob July 28, 2006
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No can handle.

Usualy falls asleep or passes out first when drinking or smoking the good herb.
Dude that guy is a randal. Its so early and he passed out already.
by no can handle May 05, 2009
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Randal: A close offspring to a Ricky, most likely found lurking around the high school drama halls. In almost every way similar to that of a Ricky, with the exception of possibly getting a job, unlikely however to hold said job.
Tom: Can you believe that kid over there, he looks like such a Ricky.

Bobby: That kid is not a Ricky, He washed my car last week, he's just another Randal.
by SJArends November 15, 2010
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To go against the grain, the act of wiping from your ass to your vagina.
I was so drunk last nite I pulled a randal and now my pussy smells like shit.
by Scum i am June 10, 2008
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A very special edgeflake with a new fro
Person 1: who's that guy?
Person 2: don't pay attention to him, he's just a randal
by meme nation January 06, 2018
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