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one of the coolist white kids you can ever know... also know for having a bid dick
girl one: man whos that
girl two: oh thats randal
by macchick10 March 08, 2009
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Solarpunk is a movement focused on a positive, ecological vision for a future where technology is used for human-centric and ecocentric purposes. It is a literary, artistic and aesthetic sub-genre and is also closely tied to eco-political activism. Solarpunk narratives have a distinctly positive and utopian foundation in contrast to the often dystopian visions found within other "punk" science fiction genres.
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Listless video store clerk from the movie Clerks
Dante Hicks: You ever notice how all the prices end in nine? Damn, that's eerie.
Randal Graves: (reading a magazine) Have you ever wondered how much the average jizz mopper makes per hour?
Dante Hicks: What's a jizz-mopper?
Randal Graves: He's the guy that cleans up the nudie booth after each guy jerks off.
Dante Hicks: Nudie booth?
Randal Graves: Yeah, nudie booth. You've never been in a nudie booth?
Dante Hicks: I guess not.
Randal Graves: Oh, it's great. There's this glass between you and these chicks, and they put on a show for you for like 10 bucks.
Dante Hicks: What kinda show?
(Customer walks up to counter with a bottle of glass cleaner and a roll of paper towels)
Randal Graves: They do the weirdest, craziest shit you like to see chicks do. They insert things into any opening on their body - ANY opening.
Dante Hicks: Could we not talk about this right now?
Randal Graves: The jizz-mopper's job is to clean off the glass after each guy shoots a load. I don't know if you noticed, but cum leaves streaks if you don't clean it right away.
Offended Customer: I will never come to this place again!
Dante Hicks: I'm sorry?
Offended Customer: Using filthy language in front of the customers, you both should be fired!
Dante Hicks: I'm sorry, I guess we got carried away.
Offended Customer: I don't know if sorry could make up for it, you've highly offended me.
Randal Graves: Well if you thinks that's offensive, check this out!
(Shows him graphic picture from porn mag)
Randal Graves: I think you can see her kidneys!
by Eric Meecrob July 28, 2006
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Randal, how do you describe a Randal. Well he a totally amazing, sweet guy. Yeah he has flaws like he sometimes he tense with you or he very stubborn and even sometimes lazy. But he knows to make you laugh when your feeling down. Also known a when to buckle down and gets his work done. He very loyal, even when you piss him off and goes off to go cool off, he will always come back to. He gentlemen sometimes. Is horny but very respectful. You never want to let this guy go, because if you do your making the biggest mistake of your life. Love and respected your Randal and they will show the same to you.
Man you made a dumb mistake by leaving Randal.
by Lizzyistheboss101 July 08, 2018
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No can handle.

Usualy falls asleep or passes out first when drinking or smoking the good herb.
Dude that guy is a randal. Its so early and he passed out already.
by no can handle May 05, 2009
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Randal: A close offspring to a Ricky, most likely found lurking around the high school drama halls. In almost every way similar to that of a Ricky, with the exception of possibly getting a job, unlikely however to hold said job.
Tom: Can you believe that kid over there, he looks like such a Ricky.

Bobby: That kid is not a Ricky, He washed my car last week, he's just another Randal.
by SJArends November 15, 2010
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