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ham sambitch 

A person who makes ham sandwiches without cutting off the crust. They typically put pickles in the sandwich too.

A ham Sambitch normally has brown hair, brown eyes, and brown eyebrows. That is why they don’t cut off the crust, as it is sort of brown.
Hannah: Are you kidding me? She didn’t cut off the crust from my ham sandwich. She is such a ham sambitch.

Sammitch 

A sandwich made on demand by a woman, on the condition that it will eventually reach a man.
Abby. Make me a damn sammitch.
Sammitch by PleaseDon'tKillMeAbby December 26, 2010
A variant of son of a bitch, used mostly by white male Southern Americans over the age of fourty, in the process of getting killed during a War event on the popular Korean game Ragnarok Online.
Sombitch is usually is pronounced in an ear splitting pitch that can be heard across the trailer park.
"YOU SOMBITCH! FUCK FUCK THESE FUCKING FUCKERS!" - real life quote.
Sombitch by apple April 25, 2005
The redneck dialect of the common phrase "son of a bitch". It can be used positively or negatively as it is in its normal dialect.
Positive connotation: "Did ya hear Billy Bob got laid by Sally last night. Whooeee! That be one lucky sombitch!"
Negative connotation: "Billy Bob you sombitch, you just slept with your own sister!"
Sombitch by Darlord January 6, 2009

sumbitch 

Lazy redneck slang for son of a bitch. Rednecks are just to lazy to say the entire phrase, "son of a bitch".
Hey Pa, thar a goes that thar sumbitch! Lets go git heem, Jr.!
sumbitch by Dude Grease October 5, 2006

sammitch 

noun . Two or more slices of bread with a filling such as meat, fish, cheese or any edible delights placed between them.
"give me a bite of that sammitch"

"what are you thinkin, puttin onions on my damn sammitch"???

"he's so poor that all he has to eat is a mayonaise sammitch"
sammitch by samnhouston December 19, 2006