Sammitch

A sandwich made on demand by a woman, on the condition that it will eventually reach a man.

Abby. Make me a damn sammitch.

by PleaseDon'tKillMeAbby December 26, 2010

sammitch

noun . Two or more slices of bread with a filling such as meat, fish, cheese or any edible delights placed between them.

"give me a bite of that sammitch"

"what are you thinkin, puttin onions on my damn sammitch"???

"he's so poor that all he has to eat is a mayonaise sammitch"

by samnhouston December 19, 2006

sammitch

the latest and greatest craze replacing the old school sammich consisting of a bun loaded up with wholesome goodness...preferably MEAT!!!

Girls named Brittany love 2 eat meat sammiTches!!!

by ZtretcH1904 July 2, 2007

sammitch plate

simply put the sammitch plate always wins. nothing will ever beat it. ever. so don't even try to compete.

Sammitch Plate > all

OMG j00 just got pwned by the SAMMITCH PLATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111111111111oneone!!!11111111

by dedFROGZ July 7, 2004

sammich

A sammich is a type of sandwich. However, it is not just any kind of sandwich. Any old schmuck can throw lunchmeat between two slices of bread and have a sandwich.

But no. A sammich is not just a sandwich, it is not just a meal. Sammich is a term reserved for only the holiest and mightiest of all sandwiches. A sammich is a true work of culinary art; a feast on a bun, if you will. A sammich is not made of the best ingredients; it is made of the *right* ingredients. It needs the right meats, and the right cheese(s), the right sauce, the right veggies, and the right kind of bread.

Taking footlong sub bread and throwing every kind of meat and cheese and everything else under the sun or in your kitchen pantry on it does not a sammich make. It is akin to an incohesive mishmosh of colors on an artist's easel.

Sandwiches make a good snack, but sammiches are forever.

I'm having a sammich for dinner tonight.

by howlincoyote2k1 March 22, 2007

Sammich

The audios that are non sammich are clean the one that are sammich have sex in it and moaning, I recomend sammicher

Yagami yato makes sammich and non sammich audios for all of you kinky little fuckers

by Hornyweebfucker July 13, 2020

blowjob sammich

the act in which your female makes you a sammich and then gives you amazing dome. while recieving a blowjob sammich your female will allow you to put the sammich on her head like a table between breaks of drinking, toking, playing xbox, etc.

bro 1- dude this bitch i met today made me a sammich and then gave me dome and let me put the sammich on her head while i was playing black ops!

bro 2- sounds like you got a boss blowjob sammich

by kbro69 January 14, 2011