sumbitchin

One degree of profanity lower than "motherfuckin".

"That sumbitchin asshole, just stole my cigarette lighter!"

by dougsmet February 22, 2014

Sumbitchin

A word used to exaggerate the gravity of a given situation. Often used as an indicator of emotion in text.

"I'm from the sumbitchin cosmos, I need your pussy to survive earths atmosphere."

by Sum bitch son of a bitch February 3, 2019

sumbitch

Lazy redneck slang for son of a bitch. Rednecks are just to lazy to say the entire phrase, "son of a bitch".

Hey Pa, thar a goes that thar sumbitch! Lets go git heem, Jr.!

by Dude Grease October 5, 2006

Smitchin

Telling the world about your own questionable behavior.

Worthy of social gossip.

Cannot believe ones self dumb actions

I was "smitchin" on facebook last night .

This is a "smitchnable" situation.

I was a "smitchass" last night.

"Smitch-worthy" Situation = pole dancing in "granny panties"

by redlulubeans September 30, 2018

Spambitching

Less than attractive one-night-stand, who you fucked in a semi-blackout drunken bender, incessantly blows up your cell for the next three days trying to get together.

Dude, that ugly chick from the dive bar, I fucked behind the dumpster, was spambitching me for days. I had to change my number.

by HarleyBroMan August 21, 2019

dumb sumbitch

a dumb sumbitch is usually an individual who dip lays the characteristics of a so called "red neck." This person will speak or act with no real realization of what they are saying or doing. The person does not think on the level of that of normal people. They will be seen doing ludicrous acts of stupidity. This person is likely to be named Kyle Hodgkinson.

That kid just chased a deer on the side of the road, he is such a DUMB SUMBITCH!!!

Listen hear ya dumb sumbitch!!

by dsb12345 October 20, 2010

Sumbitch

Term of derision, originally created and used by Jackie Gleason in Smokey and the Bandit.

You sumbitch

by Spaceman 11 October 17, 2008