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Salsalito 

The act of a male "going down" on himself. Pretty straight-forward.
Bob really wanted to get up in the morning for work, but after a night of salsalito, he could barely move.

Wow, Holy Fellatio Batman! That guy is salsalitoing the shit out of himself! Amazing!
Salsalito by O'Liver October 2, 2006

Mhm...Dick Long, I Call It Salsalito...Mhm 

Mhm...Dick Long, I Call It Salsalito...Mhm
Mhm...Dick Long, I Call It Salsalito...Mhm

Salsalita 

A fine, young Hispanic - Latina - Mexicana girl of approximately 21 anos. The said female proves to be a real head turner, especially when working in under-staffed government facilities...And by under-staffed I mean, lacking foxy women.
Jon (on front steps of USDA portals building): Man Kirk, that chick you work with is a real salsalita. You think she'd be down to kick it?

Kirk: Nah man, she doesn't hang out with people she works with.

Jon with a snickering grin: So she says...
Salsalita by JCURT July 13, 2009

Sausalitism 

The (sometimes delusional) feeling of superiority one derives from living in the California Bay Area, as compared to living in other areas of the state, or even the nation. The combination of agreeable climate and temperature, the metropolitan culture and the amazing food can drive the residents of these areas into a kind of hysteria, leading them to believe they they're unable to live anywhere else, no matter how bad the housing and rental markets get.

The word is a portmanteau of the words Sausalito and elitism. The city of Sausalito, due to its gorgeous hills and harbor views, is often the pinnacle of this phenomenon and residents will often slyly brag about their good fortune in finding a quaint little gem for under $600K.

The only area that might embody this more might be Nob Hill, but let's face it: Anyone who lives there wouldn't be caught dead talking to 'peasants'.
"I hear it's going to be 108 degrees in Sacramento this week. You poor dears, you really should move out to the Bay like we did."
"Bitch, if I hear any more sausalitism out of you, they'll be scraping you off of the front of a BART train."
Sausalitism by sdmx July 29, 2013

salsaton 

A sub-genre of reggaeton, that is a mix of salsa and reggaeton. It primarily started with Andy Montanez's album Salsaton-Salsa Con Reggaeton.
Andy Montanez & Daddy Yankee-Sabor A Melao (salsaton album)
Ismael Miranda y Andy Montañez y Cheka - Se Fue Y Me Dejo
salsaton by Lady Cangri May 3, 2007

Sausalito Pancake 

Sexual act of ejaculating on your partners stomach and then slapping the puddle with the palm of your hand.
"Last night I pulled out and gave her the ol' sausalito pancake. What a mess..."
Sausalito Pancake by Tommy Ramone October 10, 2012