saladitos
When a man has small salty balls. Saladitos are a mexican candy made of dried plums coated in salt and chile.
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Saladtosis
Saladtosis by TheTaoOfNoe January 9, 2009
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Shaladios
A combination of the Hebrew word shalom with the Spanish word adios, in a creative combinational culture clash to say goodbye. Often said in a chipper voice.
Amy- Ok, I'm leaving now.
Matt- You're already packed?
Amy- Yes, I've been preparing for this for quite some time.
Matt- But why?
Amy- I haven't been fulfilled nearly enough in this marriage, and I know it's for the best for both of us.
Matt- Will I ever see you again?
Amy- Let's not talk about that.
Matt- I'll miss you.
Amy- I'll miss you too. Goodbye, Matt.
Matt- Shaladios shaladios!
Matt- You're already packed?
Amy- Yes, I've been preparing for this for quite some time.
Matt- But why?
Amy- I haven't been fulfilled nearly enough in this marriage, and I know it's for the best for both of us.
Matt- Will I ever see you again?
Amy- Let's not talk about that.
Matt- I'll miss you.
Amy- I'll miss you too. Goodbye, Matt.
Matt- Shaladios shaladios!
salitosis
Sordid halitosis of the most egregious degree; can conveniently be applied to any individual whom may have a similar sounding name.
Guy walked over and asked me something; his chronic salitosis melted my shirt collar and nose hairs; at least I wont have to iron this shirt, but my eyes are watering so bad I cant even find a garbage can to vomit into.
A corpse is like an air-freshener when someone has salitosis.
It's so nasty, eating onions and garlic would be like taking breath mints for the offender with salitosis.
A corpse is like an air-freshener when someone has salitosis.
It's so nasty, eating onions and garlic would be like taking breath mints for the offender with salitosis.
salitosis by Kazansky2005 January 28, 2011
huevos salados
A man's testicles when they are ready filled with cum that is about to be squirted all over the woman he's bumping uglies with.
(originally means "salted hard-boiled eggs" in Spanish but I bastardized the word into something dirty.;-) )
(originally means "salted hard-boiled eggs" in Spanish but I bastardized the word into something dirty.;-) )
Oye mamacita que ya pares tu gemido! Yo ya te tengo unos huevitos salados preparados especialmente para ti!
(Translation: Hey baby you can now stop your moaning! I now have some "salted eggs" prepared just for you!)
(Translation: Hey baby you can now stop your moaning! I now have some "salted eggs" prepared just for you!)
huevos salados by Mark H February 23, 2004
saladtossing
When a person sticks their tounge in a asshole.It may it be a girl or a boy.Usually gay people like to do this ,but also some stright people do this.
saladtossing by Erwinator August 31, 2008
Saladino
Similar to sticking your foot in your own mouth, pulling a Saladino refers to the time the congressional candidate pissed in his own mouth “to own the libs”. One would pull a Saladino when they say something particularly stupid and self-owning.
Saladino by Redpoint5.12 October 4, 2019
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