saladitos 

When a man has small salty balls. Saladitos are a mexican candy made of dried plums coated in salt and chile.

Elena: I was with Rico last nite but I think Ima stop seeing him

Lupita: Porque? Why?

Elena: Cuz he's got saladitos.

Lupita: But those were your favorite when we were kids!

saladitos by MexFresh April 4, 2009

Saladtosis 

The resulting bad breath from tossing the salad.

Did you smell his breath? That man has Saladtosis.

Saladtosis by TheTaoOfNoe January 9, 2009

Shaladios 

A combination of the Hebrew word shalom with the Spanish word adios, in a creative combinational culture clash to say goodbye. Often said in a chipper voice.

Amy- Ok, I'm leaving now.
Matt- You're already packed?
Amy- Yes, I've been preparing for this for quite some time.
Matt- But why?
Amy- I haven't been fulfilled nearly enough in this marriage, and I know it's for the best for both of us.
Matt- Will I ever see you again?
Amy- Let's not talk about that.
Matt- I'll miss you.
Amy- I'll miss you too. Goodbye, Matt.
Matt- Shaladios shaladios!

Shaladios by Mr. Anson January 17, 2008

salitosis 

Sordid halitosis of the most egregious degree; can conveniently be applied to any individual whom may have a similar sounding name.

Guy walked over and asked me something; his chronic salitosis melted my shirt collar and nose hairs; at least I wont have to iron this shirt, but my eyes are watering so bad I cant even find a garbage can to vomit into.

A corpse is like an air-freshener when someone has salitosis.

It's so nasty, eating onions and garlic would be like taking breath mints for the offender with salitosis.

salitosis by Kazansky2005 January 28, 2011

huevos salados 

A man's testicles when they are ready filled with cum that is about to be squirted all over the woman he's bumping uglies with.

(originally means "salted hard-boiled eggs" in Spanish but I bastardized the word into something dirty.;-) )

Oye mamacita que ya pares tu gemido! Yo ya te tengo unos huevitos salados preparados especialmente para ti!

(Translation: Hey baby you can now stop your moaning! I now have some "salted eggs" prepared just for you!)

huevos salados by Mark H February 23, 2004

saladtossing

When a person sticks their tounge in a asshole.It may it be a girl or a boy.Usually gay people like to do this ,but also some stright people do this.

Man I love saladtossing my girlfriend.

saladtossing by Erwinator August 31, 2008

Saladino 

Similar to sticking your foot in your own mouth, pulling a Saladino refers to the time the congressional candidate pissed in his own mouth “to own the libs”. One would pull a Saladino when they say something particularly stupid and self-owning.

Man he really pulled a Saladino, leaning hard into that story that turned out to be a hoax!

Saladino by Redpoint5.12 October 4, 2019