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Sausalitism 

The (sometimes delusional) feeling of superiority one derives from living in the California Bay Area, as compared to living in other areas of the state, or even the nation. The combination of agreeable climate and temperature, the metropolitan culture and the amazing food can drive the residents of these areas into a kind of hysteria, leading them to believe they they're unable to live anywhere else, no matter how bad the housing and rental markets get.

The word is a portmanteau of the words Sausalito and elitism. The city of Sausalito, due to its gorgeous hills and harbor views, is often the pinnacle of this phenomenon and residents will often slyly brag about their good fortune in finding a quaint little gem for under $600K.

The only area that might embody this more might be Nob Hill, but let's face it: Anyone who lives there wouldn't be caught dead talking to 'peasants'.
"I hear it's going to be 108 degrees in Sacramento this week. You poor dears, you really should move out to the Bay like we did."
"Bitch, if I hear any more sausalitism out of you, they'll be scraping you off of the front of a BART train."
Sausalitism by sdmx July 29, 2013
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Sausagitis 

When you eat too many sausages. Side effects may include having a severe chest cough and croaky voice.
"I'm not feeling so well after that hot dog! I hope I don't have sausagitis..."
Sausagitis by read_words_kids March 26, 2021
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(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008