Salsarito

A quasi professional salsa dancer, typically of non Latin origin. Salsaritos follow the Anlgo North Americna tradition of gentrifying anything and everything that is cultured, wholesome and dynamic. The typcial non Latin Salsarito is obsessed with "proper" technique and choreography. These and other obsessions can be seen by Cubans, Puerto Ricans, Venezuelans, Columbians or Latin New Yorkers as rehearsed, mechanical and fake. The typical Salsarito is so obsessed with pre rehearsed choreographed steps that they are often spotted dancing completely offbeat. In turn, ironically, within Salsarito communities, there can be deep factionalism due to the varying interpretations of what "proper" salsa consists of. This factionalism highlights a failure to recognize that this dance is nuanced and subjective. Further, the choreography obsessed Salsarito fails to recognize that at its core, Salsa is rooted in some very basic principles that can include but are not limited to; a desire to express energy, an appreciation and celebration of life, and companionship. Furthermore, the Salsarito fails to appreciate the melody of sounds that make up a typical salsa band which includes special reverence being given to the percussion instruments that are directly rooted in traditional West African rhythms that often provide a foundation of the movement of the body and feet - in addition to the base guitar.

- We went to that Salsa club on Dundas Street. The band was awesome and the crowd was fun. Then, a group of Salsaritos showed up and began showing off their skills. When they realized no one was paying attention to them, they left.

- I had a great time at this Latin club except for when I danced with a Salsarito. He literally stopped me in the middle of the song and started giving me dance lessons. He then gave me his card for private tutorials. It was so awkward; and he wasn't even Spanish.

by World Citizen November 30, 2025

Salsalita

A fine, young Hispanic - Latina - Mexicana girl of approximately 21 anos. The said female proves to be a real head turner, especially when working in under-staffed government facilities...And by under-staffed I mean, lacking foxy women.

Jon (on front steps of USDA portals building): Man Kirk, that chick you work with is a real salsalita. You think she'd be down to kick it?

Kirk: Nah man, she doesn't hang out with people she works with.

Jon with a snickering grin: So she says...

by JCURT July 13, 2009

salsaton

A sub-genre of reggaeton, that is a mix of salsa and reggaeton. It primarily started with Andy Montanez's album Salsaton-Salsa Con Reggaeton.

Andy Montanez & Daddy Yankee-Sabor A Melao (salsaton album)
Ismael Miranda y Andy Montañez y Cheka - Se Fue Y Me Dejo

by Lady Cangri May 3, 2007

Sausalito Pancake

Sexual act of ejaculating on your partners stomach and then slapping the puddle with the palm of your hand.

"Last night I pulled out and gave her the ol' sausalito pancake. What a mess..."

by Tommy Ramone October 10, 2012

Salsalito

Nickname for Victor Cruz, football player for the New York Giants. Cruz is known for doing the salsa in the end zone when he scores a touchdown.

"Ahh, Victor, my little salsalito!"

by JPizzy January 22, 2013

salsawit

Salsawit is a queen, she is different from all the girls you ever been with very loyal and very beautiful she is nice, caring and loveing. Salsawit has a big heart even thou it's hard for her to tell how she feels about you. She will love the hell outta you. Salsawit love helping people.she is a hard working girl a lot to the thing she put her mind too. Salsawit could be stubborn sometimes.

Salsawit a freak.?

Where can I get Salsawit .?

by Don't say my name April 24, 2017

Salarious

Something that is sad and hilarious at the same time.

My family treats me like shit, salarious.

by Lefty Malone December 7, 2018