SPOONBRAIN

It's been discovered that there is enough microplastics in the human brain to make a plastic spoon. There are some people who are so incredibly stupid, that their only worth is the plastic spoon their brain can produce.

"Gary spent his last $20 on gas station scratch-offs and didn't have enough money for gas"
"He's such a spoonbrain"

by BIZZOMEPHISTO April 18, 2025

spainbrain

When a Spaniard does something only Spaniards do and it leads to everyone suffering.

Lau spainbrained in defense and we conceded another sloppy goal on FIFA.

Filip is such a spainbrain, he spent all his money on chorizo.

by MikeRITE November 24, 2011

spoonboning

The act of hamboning while playing the spoons

Harry: "He's... He's spoonboning!"

by Synthbrap March 2, 2016

Spoonbank

1. An insult referring to someone who is a weirdo or a gypsie.
2. The act of doing something weird.

1. "Who's the spoonbank?"
2. "Don't do anything spoonbanky"

by Spoonbank November 23, 2011

spoonbait

A naked or lightly clothed person lying alone in a bed, rolled in a ball.

Someone perfect for spooning.

My cousin stayed over at the weekend, and can I tell you, she is such spoonbait.

by SpoonMeDaddy October 19, 2017

spoonbahn

a kid who steals everyone’s spoons and is pakistan and indian and communist

ur a spoonbahn

by spoonbahn April 18, 2019

spoontrain

Affectionate cuddling where someone lays behind another person, usually with both people being in a fetal-type position and arms wrapped into the chest. A spoon train is a line of more then two people spooning.

boy: "I was so drunk last night i formed a spoontrain with five other guys"

by brooklynwegohard October 5, 2009