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spoonbender 

One who is that weird, and/or strange that you could imagine them sitting at home in their room bending spoons with their minds.
That bloke is an absolute spoonbender.
spoonbender by Brentles November 26, 2006

Spoonman 

Spoonman can feel the rhythm with his hands. At the same time he will steal the rhythm while he can

Spoonman

He speaks the rhythm on his own. (he speaks the rhythm all alone)

Spoonman

He has only Indian friends. They are brown and red.

Spoonman

at the same time, all his friends are skeletons and they beat the rhythm with their bones

Spoonman
Spoonman, come together with your hands

save me, I'm together with your plan
Spoonman by Shadow Fire October 13, 2008

spoonboning

The act of hamboning while playing the spoons
Harry: "He's... He's spoonboning!"
spoonboning by Synthbrap March 2, 2016

Spoonman 

1. A hit song written by the band Soundgarden on their 1994 album, Superunknown. The song was, some say, the band's big break into becoming fully mainstream. It was originally intended to be used on the soundtrack for the Cameron Crowe movie "Singles". The song's inspiration is...

2. Artis The Spoonman, a street performer from California and later Seattle, who plays music using sets of spoons. He has played with various other big names in music, such as Frank Zappa, was featured in the video for Soundgarden's "Spoonman" and has been called "Seattle's best kept secret" by Steven Tyler
"Spoonman is such a fuckin' awesome song"
"Hell yeah, I love that riff!"

"I saw the Spoonman last night, it was a really interesting performance."
Spoonman by Archit May 22, 2006

Spoonan Nunan 

A pedophilic male teacher who pervs on young female students. A teacher who generally is a party pooper and likes to have no fun.
A teacher is looking down a girls shirt:

"Hey, that teacher is chucking a Spoonan Nunan"
Spoonan Nunan by Keefey69 September 7, 2005

Spoonbank 

1. An insult referring to someone who is a weirdo or a gypsie.
2. The act of doing something weird.
1. "Who's the spoonbank?"
2. "Don't do anything spoonbanky"
Spoonbank by Spoonbank November 23, 2011
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
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