SIPMOP

SIPMOP is an acronym referring to Self Induced Permanent Myopia of Perspective. A person has SIPMOP when they refuse to even acknowledge that their perspective might be wrong.

Bill: I don't care if it's a scientific fact, I don't like it's so it's fake news.
Ted: Bill has a serious case of SIPMOP.

by Reggie Introvert December 4, 2018

Simpopotamus

- A fatty, shiney shiney, closeted, egghead ginger who repeatedly drops his rent money on Belle Delphine Merch in a futile attempt to become her boyfriend. - A Simpopotamus may present himself as a feminist who respects women, but treats most women like sex objects. -A Simpopotamus may also become a financial drain on those around him, making the Beautiful Princess Aubrey pay his bills out of pity.
See also: Michael Tyler Kittrell; CopperCab

God_Emperor_Trump: Wow, this Simpopotamus actually thinks throwing money at E-girls gives him some sense of ownership over them.

Brian Keener: Yeah, pretty soon this Simppo will be throat-hugging sausage just to finance his simping addiction. It’s quite sad really.

by TheClownCornbread October 22, 2020

Simpophobia

The completely rational and understandable fear and hatred towards simps.

"Hey bro wanna hang out with Joe ?"
"Nah I sorta have simpophobia, meaning I'm simpophobic"

by epicondylitis May 27, 2020

simpophobic

having or involving an extreme or irrational fear of simps or simping.

I'm a simpophobic, I hate Jamie the simp.

by z3k31024 October 17, 2020

sippopotamus

An individual who sips on their drink for an unnecessary amount of time.

Lauren has had that drink for an hour! She is such a sippopotamus.

by flammy2010 April 24, 2010

simop

When you misspell the word simp.

Dude 1: Look at this idiot they can't even type "simp."

Dude 2 : I know right. Imagine typing simop

by hugeandenourmousblackniggaball October 6, 2020

sipopotamos

Sipopotamos: (Sip·po·pot·a·mus) - Someone who continuously asks for "just a Sip" of yo Drank. -

Jerry: Hey Dude can I get a Sip of Yo Drank!?
Thomas: Yeah dude here yah go.

(2 minutes later.)
Jerry: Hey Bra can a snag a sippa-roo off chew!?
Thomas: sure! :)

(47 Seconds later.)
Jerry: Yo Mang can I Bum a sipper off your kipper!?
Thomas: Yep..

(1 minute 43 seconds later)
Jerry: Hey, Can I Sip Yo Sap dawg!?
Thomas:"Dude... Get your own drink Sipopotamos!"

by The Sipopotamos October 16, 2013