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SIPMOP is an acronym referring to Self Induced Permanent Myopia of Perspective. A person has SIPMOP when they refuse to even acknowledge that their perspective might be wrong.
Bill: I don't care if it's a scientific fact, I don't like it's so it's fake news.
Ted: Bill has a serious case of SIPMOP.
SIPMOP by Reggie Introvert December 4, 2018
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Simpopotamus 

- A fatty, shiney shiney, closeted, egghead ginger who repeatedly drops his rent money on Belle Delphine Merch in a futile attempt to become her boyfriend. - A Simpopotamus may present himself as a feminist who respects women, but treats most women like sex objects. -A Simpopotamus may also become a financial drain on those around him, making the Beautiful Princess Aubrey pay his bills out of pity.
See also: Michael Tyler Kittrell; CopperCab
God_Emperor_Trump: Wow, this Simpopotamus actually thinks throwing money at E-girls gives him some sense of ownership over them.

Brian Keener: Yeah, pretty soon this Simppo will be throat-hugging sausage just to finance his simping addiction. It’s quite sad really.
Simpopotamus by TheClownCornbread October 22, 2020

Simpophobia 

The completely rational and understandable fear and hatred towards simps.
"Hey bro wanna hang out with Joe ?"
"Nah I sorta have simpophobia, meaning I'm simpophobic"
Simpophobia by epicondylitis May 27, 2020

simpophobic 

having or involving an extreme or irrational fear of simps or simping.
I'm a simpophobic, I hate Jamie the simp.
simpophobic by z3k31024 October 17, 2020

sippopotamus 

An individual who sips on their drink for an unnecessary amount of time.
Lauren has had that drink for an hour! She is such a sippopotamus.
sippopotamus by flammy2010 April 24, 2010
Dude 1: Look at this idiot they can't even type "simp."

Dude 2 : I know right. Imagine typing simop

sipopotamos 

Sipopotamos: (Sip·po·pot·a·mus) - Someone who continuously asks for "just a Sip" of yo Drank. -
Jerry: Hey Dude can I get a Sip of Yo Drank!?
Thomas: Yeah dude here yah go.

(2 minutes later.)
Jerry: Hey Bra can a snag a sippa-roo off chew!?
Thomas: sure! :)

(47 Seconds later.)
Jerry: Yo Mang can I Bum a sipper off your kipper!?
Thomas: Yep..

(1 minute 43 seconds later)
Jerry: Hey, Can I Sip Yo Sap dawg!?
Thomas:"Dude... Get your own drink Sipopotamos!"
sipopotamos by The Sipopotamos October 16, 2013
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

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Concrete cowboy 

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Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
Word of the Day on September 16, 2026
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