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Simpophile 

Melissa is such a simpophile; she only dates simps.
Simpophile by ilovesimps69 June 25, 2020
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Shipophile 

A sick person who ships children with fully grown men.

(A word I made up so I can describe weird people like this. ((YES, shipophiles exist)) don't judge me).
Jessica: You and our teacher Mr Thompson would be such a cute couple.

You: "Eww, you're such a shipophile"
Shipophile by SmallPotata December 31, 2020

Sinophile 

n. adj.

1) A person who is attracted to all things Chinese.

2) A term used to describe, often pejoratively, a person attracted to Chinese culture, food, women, men, history, etc...
Friend: You remember that one kid on the 2nd floor?
Me: Yeah, the one with an altar dedicated to the Han Emperor?
Friend: Yeah, that guy.
Me: He was such a Sinophile, so what about him?
Friend: His Chinese girlfriend broke up with him and married some Chinese guy.
Me: Ha, fail. We shall celebrate this glorious event.
Friend: Yes, I agree, but what are we specifically celebrating?
Me: We are celebrating the fact that nation of origin owns love.
Friend: Ha.
Sinophile by The H. July 26, 2008

Sinophile 

A person interested in China and Chinese people. They usually mean no harm and are the complete opposite of Sinoboo's. They respect the Chinese culture and tries their best to educate themselves in matters that revolve around the Sino-world.

What DOES Make You A Sinophile:

– Simply liking Chinese media aka cmedia (cpop, cdrama, donghua, cnovel, manhua, c-gaming, etc.)

– Studying the Chinese language (whether it's Mandarin, Cantonese, Hakka, etc.)
– Moving to or aspiring to move to China
– Dating a Chinese person

What DOESN'T Make You A Sinophile:
– Hating on China and being sinophobic (obvious)
– Dedicate your life to China & Chinese people (to the point where you can't live without them)

– Strictly dating only Chinese people (see: asian fever)
"I'm a sinophile."
"Oh, what does that mean?"
"I like everything Chinese"
"Cool !! So do i !!"
Sinophile by yourlocalsinophile January 23, 2021

Simp-ophile 

Someone who simps over younger people typically 3 or more years younger than them
"Jake is such a simp-ophile he likes younger girls, especially that girl named kenzie?"

"but isn't she 3 years younger than him"
"yes"
Simp-ophile by BIDDLITS August 16, 2020

SimplePhile

Someone who is sexually attracted to the dead bodies of children ages 1-12.
"I was shocked to learn that my friend was a SimplePhile.
SimplePhile by Reptention October 19, 2020
A person who likes to fuck foods, finds food arousing, and gets sexual pleasure while eating food
That guy looks at food like a predator looks at little children. What a fucking sitophile
sitophile by Munchies18 February 2, 2016
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Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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