Definitions by epicondylitis

Hisoka Golden Boner

When you have such an intense boner it glows in a state of euphoria.

"Hey, Hisoka, look at that kid"
"Stfu you're giving me a Hisoka Golden Boner"

The completely rational and understandable fear and hatred towards simps.

"Hey bro wanna hang out with Joe ?"
"Nah I sorta have simpophobia, meaning I'm simpophobic"