2 definitions by epicondylitis

The completely rational and understandable fear and hatred towards simps.
"Hey bro wanna hang out with Joe ?"
"Nah I sorta have simpophobia, meaning I'm simpophobic"
by epicondylitis May 27, 2020
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When you have such an intense boner it glows in a state of euphoria.
"Hey, Hisoka, look at that kid"
"Stfu you're giving me a Hisoka Golden Boner"
by epicondylitis May 28, 2020
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