The Simp

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one who simply puts in too much effort for a girl they will never end up with

Daniel is quite literally the simp of the century.

The Simp by Conrad Lakeem @ Trenches April 17, 2020

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The Simp

A guy that puts himself in a submissive position to get/keep a girl.They put too much value into a female.

E.g-Koen the simp lord

The Simp by @Doahminik.mp4 February 25, 2020

The simp

The word simp came from the name Connor SIMPson Gilbert He was the biggest “simp” he would leave to boys to go on FaceTime with chicks and he would stop playing video games with the boys

Guy:have you herd from gibby today

Girl: ya we have been on call all morning

Guy:what a simp we were supposed to play COD

the Simp is a guy who leaves the boys for a girl

The simp by PursudRumbl9 April 18, 2020

The Simp and the Blimp

The meeting of Dum and Dummer at the Summit

The Simp (Kim Jung Un) and the Blimp (Donald Trump) met in Singapore for coffee , ergo the Simp and the Blimp

The Simp and the Blimp by tirtle June 15, 2018

The Simp Sons

Its a finndom (Caleb Finn fandom) groupchat on Instagram

"I got added to the simp sons gc!"

The Simp Sons by Bee asf June 14, 2020

the.simp.master

My favourite mutual. She's so iconic. She literally loves everyone. Best person for advice too.

Did you see the.simp.master's new post

the.simp.master by The.simpy.master June 5, 2021

The Simp Debate

When a person accused of simping attempts to prove otherwise in front of any person or group of people.

Do we really need to have the simp debate right now? You spent $100 dollars on this girl and she's given you nothing!

The Simp Debate by gibblie May 30, 2023

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him

friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?

just fokin missing her by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

Word of the Day on September 14, 2026

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.

Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?

Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?

Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005

Word of the Day on September 12, 2026