sipopotamos 

Sipopotamos: (Sip·po·pot·a·mus) - Someone who continuously asks for "just a Sip" of yo Drank. -

Jerry: Hey Dude can I get a Sip of Yo Drank!?
Thomas: Yeah dude here yah go.

(2 minutes later.)
Jerry: Hey Bra can a snag a sippa-roo off chew!?
Thomas: sure! :)

(47 Seconds later.)
Jerry: Yo Mang can I Bum a sipper off your kipper!?
Thomas: Yep..

(1 minute 43 seconds later)
Jerry: Hey, Can I Sip Yo Sap dawg!?
Thomas:"Dude... Get your own drink Sipopotamos!"

sipopotamos by The Sipopotamos October 16, 2013

Simpopotamus 

- A fatty, shiney shiney, closeted, egghead ginger who repeatedly drops his rent money on Belle Delphine Merch in a futile attempt to become her boyfriend. - A Simpopotamus may present himself as a feminist who respects women, but treats most women like sex objects. -A Simpopotamus may also become a financial drain on those around him, making the Beautiful Princess Aubrey pay his bills out of pity.
See also: Michael Tyler Kittrell; CopperCab

God_Emperor_Trump: Wow, this Simpopotamus actually thinks throwing money at E-girls gives him some sense of ownership over them.

Brian Keener: Yeah, pretty soon this Simppo will be throat-hugging sausage just to finance his simping addiction. It’s quite sad really.

Simpopotamus by TheClownCornbread October 22, 2020

sippopotamus 

An individual who sips on their drink for an unnecessary amount of time.

Lauren has had that drink for an hour! She is such a sippopotamus.

sippopotamus by flammy2010 April 24, 2010