Simpopotamus 

- A fatty, shiney shiney, closeted, egghead ginger who repeatedly drops his rent money on Belle Delphine Merch in a futile attempt to become her boyfriend. - A Simpopotamus may present himself as a feminist who respects women, but treats most women like sex objects. -A Simpopotamus may also become a financial drain on those around him, making the Beautiful Princess Aubrey pay his bills out of pity.
See also: Michael Tyler Kittrell; CopperCab

God_Emperor_Trump: Wow, this Simpopotamus actually thinks throwing money at E-girls gives him some sense of ownership over them.

Brian Keener: Yeah, pretty soon this Simppo will be throat-hugging sausage just to finance his simping addiction. It’s quite sad really.

Simpopotamus by TheClownCornbread October 22, 2020

slopopotamus 

(noun) A girl who's so drunk that she turns into a sloppy hippopotamus, knocking over everyone and everything.

"When Dina walked out the club, she turned into a slopopotamus!" -The Situation, Jersey Shore

"This gay bar is full of slopopotamuses. Who let all of these women in here?" -Uncredited

slopopotamus by Jolifer March 5, 2011

slopopotamus 

a fat chick acting sloppy, regardless of where she is

What a slopopotamus

slopopotamus by thomasbelvader March 4, 2011

sippopotamus 

An individual who sips on their drink for an unnecessary amount of time.

Lauren has had that drink for an hour! She is such a sippopotamus.

sippopotamus by flammy2010 April 24, 2010

Snippopotamus

Snippy person who sarcastic and pissy.

She was a Snippopotamus when she responded to the person with snippy, sarcasm.

Snippopotamus by Digitaldiva December 1, 2014

slumpopotamus 

An overweight person, who has a slow, hunched, shuffled walk, with a dazed expression on their face. Often slumping around as if looking for their next meal.

"Hey did you see that slumpopotamus, roaming down the hallway?"

slumpopotamus by StXela October 8, 2009

Slopopotamus 

Someone who is very sloppy or messy

"Ryan is so drunk right now"
"I know, what a slopopotamus!"

Slopopotamus by Nikkix92 December 5, 2017