shpit

"Oh my god, dont kiss me you got shpit mouth"
by rockergoddess February 14, 2008
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The Shpits

Morphological blend of "shit" and "the pits." Depressed or disappointed feeling after trying and failing to take a dumb, as a result of constipation or other gastronomical fucked-up-edness.
dude, I had a monster dump brewing, and now all I have is the shpits...
by FearTheModerator January 21, 2009
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Shpit Stop

Where a person travelling between destinations (by car, public transport, or on foot) feels the extreme urgency to find a public toilet so they can stop and defecate before they soil themselves.

There is usually a two minute window to find a public toilet before ones underwear becomes a substitute.
Q: "Hey, why are you late?"
A: "Sorry. I had to make a shpit stop otherwise my pants would be full of it."
by Andrew2017 February 02, 2017
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SHPITS

by Tysannnnn October 14, 2018
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