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The Shpits

Morphological blend of "shit" and "the pits." Depressed or disappointed feeling after trying and failing to take a dumb, as a result of constipation or other gastronomical fucked-up-edness.

dude, I had a monster dump brewing, and now all I have is the shpits...

by FearTheModerator January 21, 2009