Shits

To have diarrhoea in a serious way. Derives from the latin shiticus meaning poo or excrement.

'Wheres Jimmy today?'

'Oh he's at home with the shits!'

by Frederico Schneidler April 11, 2006

Shits

Poor ass pants that only someone with an income less then $5000 a year would wear.

Are you dead fucking serious with those pants? Those shits are haggard.

by Valo September 20, 2004

Shits

A slang term for diarrhea

"Sorry man, I got a bad case of the shits"

by Dadle1 January 12, 2019

Shits

The nickname of my stupid ass step-brother. He earned the nickname by shitting his pants when he was 16. See also, Crusty and Shitler

Step-brother: Hey, is Mom home?
Me: Shut up Shits.

by =w= December 13, 2004

Shits

n.

One of the two basic types of people in the world. The Shits are self righteous hypocrites that only look out for themselves and desperately crave power, status, praise, and the right to pass judgment on everything they disapprove of.

An expression first used by Jack Black in the memoir “You Can’t Win” and later referenced in the novels of William S. Burroughs. See also: Johnsons and Shits and Johnsons.

by William Lee January 23, 2004

Shits

A word describing the utmost level of goodness.

Lerry: I just got a free keg of beer.

Jim: That's the Shits.

by UncleDeath585 March 30, 2009

Shits

1.) A walking, talking piece of human feces, molded into homonid form.

2.) Michael Potraffke (shits with a shirt)

"Hey shits, do you have to spray yourself down with water periodically to keep yourself from drying and crusting?"

by Douglas Foster May 24, 2004