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shpit by rockergoddess February 14, 2008
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Shpit Stop
Where a person travelling between destinations (by car, public transport, or on foot) feels the extreme urgency to find a public toilet so they can stop and defecate before they soil themselves.
There is usually a two minute window to find a public toilet before ones underwear becomes a substitute.
There is usually a two minute window to find a public toilet before ones underwear becomes a substitute.
Q: "Hey, why are you late?"
A: "Sorry. I had to make a shpit stop otherwise my pants would be full of it."
A: "Sorry. I had to make a shpit stop otherwise my pants would be full of it."
Shpit Stop by Andrew2017 February 1, 2017
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Shit Flicks
When you shit in the woods while camping and you run out of toilet paper. While exercising your last shit ticket you get some shit on your hand and need to get it off by shaking and flicking vigorously.
Shit Flicks by will bitten October 5, 2016
Oooh Shit
Oooh Shit by will bitten January 23, 2017
Shit Pains
Usually an unexpected precursor signal from your stomach to your sphincter informing your hole that you are about to release a Hendren ( A giant turd )
Tony suddenly doubled over in discomfort while sitting in the back seat. He was suffering from Shit Pains and needed to drop loaf ASAP.
Shit Pains by will bitten March 6, 2017
The Shit-2
(n). Nickname given to the NYPD’s 62nd Precinct by those without morale who work there. (See also, The Depths of Hell.)
The Shit-2 by Mickey12x8 February 29, 2020
Shit Warmed Over
English slang which can mean feeling poorly or can describe something as useless or unfit for purpose. So if someone says they feel like shit warmed it means they are feeling extremely unwell or under the weather. But if it is their opinion of a device, person or product, it means that the device, person or product is a total WOFS.
Shit Warmed Over by AKACroatalin August 19, 2016
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