SHMOUZE 

TO SMOKE MARIJUANA

OR MARIJUANA ITSELF

I NEED TO SHMOUZE A BLUNT RIGHT NOW

BEFORE WE GO OUT WE HAVE TO PICK UP SHMOUZE FOR THE RIDE HOME

SHMOUZE by cESoNE July 4, 2008

Shmoozered 

Getting baked out your mind

“Dude, I’m fucking Shmoozered right now”
“Ima bouta get shmoozered”

Shmoozered by Danksmonker69 June 6, 2019

shmozen one 

The fat or uncoordinated kid who is always the last pick when children divide into groups or teams.

Bet that chubby kid with glasses is the shmozen one.

After a lifetime of being shmozen, Nigel was thrilled to have been picked to lead the research group.

shmozen one by mrbusdriver May 4, 2009

Shmoozer 

ONE WHO SHMOOZES. A smooth talker. Someone who has a way with words and uses it to their advantage. (i.e with members of the opposite sex)

He's known as a shmoozer when it comes to the ladies.

Shmoozer by Shoelaces October 6, 2011

Shmooze 

Yiddish: 1. To chill, talk or mingle with people.

2. To catch up with somebody you haven't talked to in a while.

Can also be spelled as: smooze or smooz

Yo Chaim, lets go shmooze with the shiksas over there.

Shmooze by DanMD19 October 11, 2009

ShMoZe 

ShMoZe is one of the best Halo 2 professional gamers to ever live. Joe Palmer, commonly referred to as "ShMoZe", played on the MLG Tour for 2 consecutive years, tearing apart the entire competition. He became known for having the world's fastest "Double-Shot", and for his Halo 2 Lessons website, "TheLessonsLive". ShMoZe was born in Westlake, OH, but is now believed to be living somewhere near Detroit, MI. His Lessons-Live website became huge because of the low prices, and quality experience. ShMoZe played using the "Claw" style of holding the controller, similar to MLG's Walshy. His first montage, titled "The Quadtage", was viewed by many as a fake/fraud. The viewers flamed his montage believing that it was all a scam, but they couldn't have been farther from the truth. The Quadtage arguably was the greatest Halo 2 footage to ever be recorded/edited. The website does not seem to be under comission anymore, but the legend lives on. You can check it out at www.lessonslive.moonfruit.com. ShMoZe us rarely on Xbox Live anymore, but those who have seen him play attest to say that, "He's still go it."

"Dude i was ownin' so badly yester at Halo. I felt like i was ShMoZe."

ShMoZe by Jason Ellington May 28, 2008

shmouse; shmousie 

A small or short mouse-like animal.

Someone who is very quiet and withdrawn and seems to blend into the woodwork.

Can be used as an endearing phrase or a put-down, depending on the inflection.

1) I love my little shmousie sized cat; she fits on my lap just perfectly.

2) That shmouse over by the bar better not ask me to dance, 'cause I'll just laugh in his face.

shmouse; shmousie by Shmouse May 21, 2005