by Shmouse May 24, 2005
The "illness" that you have after a full night of drinking; what you tell your boss you have, when calling in sick the next day.
I had to call in with the COCKTAIL FLU after we went out all night and ran the bar out of Jagermeister. Oh, my aching hair!
by Shmouse June 04, 2005
The small dents or scratches you have on your vehicle after a night of partying at the local bar. Origin of said dents can seldom be figured out.
Dickie: Hey budz, where'd that dent in your El Camino come from?
DJ: Aw hell, it's a WHISKEY DING and I don't remember.
DJ: Aw hell, it's a WHISKEY DING and I don't remember.
by Shmouse May 23, 2005
on your period; menstruating.
derives from the fact that when you are menstruating, the blood is a conduit for the expelled egg, which will no longer be able to become a child. When it hits the toilet, you flush it down.
derives from the fact that when you are menstruating, the blood is a conduit for the expelled egg, which will no longer be able to become a child. When it hits the toilet, you flush it down.
Geez, MaryJane, why can't we can't have sex just 'cause you're flushin' one down? I was really hoping to get my red wings tonight.
by Shmouse May 23, 2005
When UrbanDictionary.com used DJ's favorite word, POATEW, as the word-of-the-day, he was totally FRAZZLY for a week!
by Shmouse May 23, 2005
The actual act of sexual intercourse, man-to-woman; woman-to-man. When I was young (many eons ago) they had the 'base' system:
1st base: kissing and maybe some 'under the sweater' action
2nd base: french kissing and fondling
3rd base: naked bodies rubbing together, but NO penetration
4th base or home run: sexual intercourse
It got stupid to say 4th base and saying home run during baseball season could be confusing. So the act bacame The Big Nasty.
1st base: kissing and maybe some 'under the sweater' action
2nd base: french kissing and fondling
3rd base: naked bodies rubbing together, but NO penetration
4th base or home run: sexual intercourse
It got stupid to say 4th base and saying home run during baseball season could be confusing. So the act bacame The Big Nasty.
Susie: Did Johnnie feel you up last night, Nancy?
Nancy: No Suze, we went all the way. Enjoyed The Big Nasty, donchaknow.
Nancy: No Suze, we went all the way. Enjoyed The Big Nasty, donchaknow.
by Shmouse May 23, 2005
by Shmouse May 23, 2005