Shmouse's definitions

factoid

a not-entirely-true or documentable "fact" that can be used alone or used to embellish a story;

see Anneism

During the Anneism spouted by Gertrude, the factoids were flying fast and furious.

by Shmouse May 20, 2005

nummies

1) Good eats; something yummy.
2) Satisfaction.

Nummy Nummy Nummy
I've got love in my tummy.

by Shmouse May 26, 2005

flushin' one down

on your period; menstruating.

derives from the fact that when you are menstruating, the blood is a conduit for the expelled egg, which will no longer be able to become a child. When it hits the toilet, you flush it down.

Geez, MaryJane, why can't we can't have sex just 'cause you're flushin' one down? I was really hoping to get my red wings tonight.

by Shmouse May 25, 2005

whiskey dings

The small dents or scratches you have on your vehicle after a night of partying at the local bar. Origin of said dents can seldom be figured out.

Dickie: Hey budz, where'd that dent in your El Camino come from?

DJ: Aw hell, it's a WHISKEY DING and I don't remember.

by Shmouse May 24, 2005

budz

A name for your friend, bastardization of buddy.

May be used singular or plural.

Hey budz, what's happening?

by Shmouse May 24, 2005

cocktail flu

The "illness" that you have after a full night of drinking; what you tell your boss you have, when calling in sick the next day.

I had to call in with the COCKTAIL FLU after we went out all night and ran the bar out of Jagermeister. Oh, my aching hair!

by Shmouse June 27, 2005

napoleonism

Also known as little man syndrome or lms. When a small guy tries to be tough because he's shorter than average or small of stature. (Taken from the name Napoleon, who was just a few inches over 5 feet tall and tended to blow people up and start wars.) See Napoleonic War.

Rick had a case of napoleonism beacuse he was only 5'5". He didn't need to be so tough, 'cause he was a great and kind friend who would do anything for you. Unfortunately, people still look down upon short people, and he took this personally.

by Shmouse May 26, 2005