schmouze

to smoke weed, commonly used by white kids (girls) in queens.

bro lets schmouze im dieng to dome a fatty.

by timmins tokes December 1, 2010

schmooze

to sweet talk people so that they give you exactly what you want

My friend Patrick always schmoozes with my mother so that she gives him her freshly baked cookies.

by Curly Lobo June 9, 2016

Schmoozer

A schmoozer can be one of two things, either:

1.) Someone with the God-given talent of saying all the right things in order to secretly manipulate a situation so that his or her own concealed goals are fulfilled.

**For example, tons of guys at the bar are schmoozers. They'll say anything a girl wants to hear so she'll be more likely to take him back to her place**

OR

2.) Someone who just charms the pants off of people for the sake of their own amusement.

Old woman: What is a strapping young man like yourself attending an old lady's 80th birthday party for?
Dude: 80? You don't look a day over 21!
Old woman: Tehe, you are quite the schmoozer!

by EloisePrettyPlease March 26, 2012

SHMOUZE

TO SMOKE MARIJUANA

OR MARIJUANA ITSELF

I NEED TO SHMOUZE A BLUNT RIGHT NOW

BEFORE WE GO OUT WE HAVE TO PICK UP SHMOUZE FOR THE RIDE HOME

by cESoNE July 4, 2008

schmooze

Making ingratiating small talk – talk that is business oriented, designed to both provide and solicit personal information but avoids overt pitching. Most often an artifact of “networking.” It is more art than science but can be learned.

Tony is on the schmooz. I’ll bet he comes back to the office with contact information on the Senior Partner at Boogle & Walters.

by Tom LaBelle October 5, 2004

schmoozer

A person skilled in the art of ingratiating small talk – talk that is business oriented, designed to both provide and solicit personal information but avoids overt pitching.

Boy, that Tony, what a schmoozer. He went to a Happy Hour and got contact information on the Senior Partner at Boogle & Walters.

by Tom LaBelle October 5, 2004

schmooze

To get to know or suck up to someone for self benefit.

Lets schmooze with the professor so he'll offer us research projects.

by azmi April 17, 2003