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ShMoZe is one of the best Halo 2 professional gamers to ever live. Joe Palmer, commonly referred to as "ShMoZe", played on the MLG Tour for 2 consecutive years, tearing apart the entire competition. He became known for having the world's fastest "Double-Shot", and for his Halo 2 Lessons website, "TheLessonsLive". ShMoZe was born in Westlake, OH, but is now believed to be living somewhere near Detroit, MI. His Lessons-Live website became huge because of the low prices, and quality experience. ShMoZe played using the "Claw" style of holding the controller, similar to MLG's Walshy. His first montage, titled "The Quadtage", was viewed by many as a fake/fraud. The viewers flamed his montage believing that it was all a scam, but they couldn't have been farther from the truth. The Quadtage arguably was the greatest Halo 2 footage to ever be recorded/edited. The website does not seem to be under comission anymore, but the legend lives on. You can check it out at www.lessonslive.moonfruit.com. ShMoZe us rarely on Xbox Live anymore, but those who have seen him play attest to say that, "He's still go it."
"Dude i was ownin' so badly yester at Halo. I felt like i was ShMoZe."
ShMoZe by Jason Ellington May 28, 2008
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To shit sneeze and cough at the same time
Hey step bro did you just shmoze on me
Shmoze by Shmoze November 1, 2019
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A “friend” who’s heart is in the right place but doesn’t bring anything to the table and sucks overall in terms of fun.
JT: Bro, is Alex coming.
Chad: Yeah bro.

JT: Not chill. That Shmole needs to get boked.
Chad: You are right. Unfortunate but very necessary.
Shmole by Chadwick46 June 28, 2019
Short for Squill-mode inspired by the living chode Squill. The word originating from the group A-2 It means to shutdown and not do what you are supposed to do.
Squill is lying down in a snow bank instead of doing his stick run. He is definitely on a Shmode what a cuck.
An undesirable in a friend group, someone you can’t get rid of
Yo I told the shmole not to come but he came anyways
Shmole by Kunt grunt February 6, 2019

Shmoke a bewl 

Popularized on the TV show Workaholics, "Wanna shmoke a bewl" is a covert way to find out if the person you're speaking to is cool, and therefore would like to smoke a bowl or could assist you in finding some weed for your bowl.
*Random guy walks into a local Pizza Hut*

Random guy: "Hey uh...just wondering if you wanted to shmoke a bewl?"

Manager of Pizza Hut: "Uh...wtf is that?"

Random guy: "K BYE!"
Shmoke a bewl by ReapersRuin March 20, 2013
A guy with a good heart, but he kinda sucks.
"Kevin has good intentions; he wants to rage, he wants to bond, he wants to tan. But his overall presence bums everybody out, he's such a shmole." -Chad Kroeger
Shmole by orangepeel22 July 30, 2019