shmooze

(verb) to shmooze is to have the ability to obtain everything that one desires through charm or guile
I schmooze the last piece of cheesecake
by steve July 28, 2003
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shmooze

(verb) To awkwardly bull sh*t your way through in an important situation. Sometimes involves sucking up.
Dude, you totally shmoozed her.
by greekhyperion September 26, 2007
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shmooze

(Verb) To shmooze is for a a male to prepare fully and meticulously before going out to a club, bar or restaurant. It often involves 'slicking' one's hair back using product, water and a comb. 'Shmoozing' is seen by many as an art.
"Howard hurry up and shmooze, the taxi will be in here in 10 minutes"

"Howard you must have had a great shmooze, because your slick back hair is looking so god damn nice"

"I'm just off for a shmooze - the birds will appreciate it later"
by ClassicPhil69er December 10, 2010
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shmooze

the stuff that comes out when a guy climaxes
ah shit, you shmoozed all over the bed.
by joe momma May 27, 2003
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Shmooze

Yiddish: 1. To chill, talk or mingle with people.

2. To catch up with somebody you haven't talked to in a while.

Can also be spelled as: smooze or smooz
Yo Chaim, lets go shmooze with the shiksas over there.
by DanMD19 October 11, 2009
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Shmooze

v. Meaningless chit-chat. Making your acquaintence.

See Mingle.
What a pretty girl. I think I'll go shmooze.
by enbob89 January 29, 2005
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The Shmooze

1. He is the shadow that creeps into your window at twilight and dances at the foot of your bed, just to creep you out. He is the troll that makes you rethink your entire life with a sentence. A wizard of humor that will destroy you with lulz. He is The Shmooze, not Darkwing Duck.

2. Also known as The Snooze.

3. The self-proclaimed nickname of Sam Gosland, a Costa Mesa college student and identical twin with a wicked sense of humor and long feminine hair. Frequently procrastinates and makes it by the teeth.
"Behold The Shmooze, destroyer of worlds!"
"Who's that guy?
Oh him? That's The Shmooze. You don't fuck with him."
by The One and Only Dylan Gosland September 04, 2008
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