Shmooze

Yiddish: 1. To chill, talk or mingle with people.

2. To catch up with somebody you haven't talked to in a while.

Can also be spelled as: smooze or smooz

Yo Chaim, lets go shmooze with the shiksas over there.

by DanMD19 October 11, 2009

shmooze

(verb) to shmooze is to have the ability to obtain everything that one desires through charm or guile

I schmooze the last piece of cheesecake

by steve July 28, 2003

Shmooze

v. Meaningless chit-chat. Making your acquaintence.

See Mingle.

What a pretty girl. I think I'll go shmooze.

by enbob89 January 29, 2005

shmooze

(verb) To awkwardly bull sh*t your way through in an important situation. Sometimes involves sucking up.

Dude, you totally shmoozed her.

by greekhyperion October 9, 2007

shmooze

(Verb) To shmooze is for a a male to prepare fully and meticulously before going out to a club, bar or restaurant. It often involves 'slicking' one's hair back using product, water and a comb. 'Shmoozing' is seen by many as an art.

"Howard hurry up and shmooze, the taxi will be in here in 10 minutes"

"Howard you must have had a great shmooze, because your slick back hair is looking so god damn nice"

"I'm just off for a shmooze - the birds will appreciate it later"

by ClassicPhil69er December 11, 2010

shmooze

the stuff that comes out when a guy climaxes

ah shit, you shmoozed all over the bed.

by joe momma May 27, 2003

Shmooze

The way in which a teacher of middle age possibly a male physics teacher flirts in an effort to gain dominance. This could be done through cheek or teasing.

“Are you trying to shmooze me?!”

by Shmoozingturkey June 12, 2018