shmoused 

To be loved up; to have your shmouse with you and be shnuggly with him/her.

I laid my tired body down on the sofa and was SHMOUSED by the cat.

I love my little Shmousie
Shmousie's what I love to eat
Bite theys little heads off
Nibble on theys tiny feet.

shmoused by Cherry Nelsonic May 23, 2005

shmoused 

to be heavily inebriated, a mix of housed and smashed. One of the most drunken states.

1. I don't knoe if I hve evr ben so shmoused in my lyfe.

shmoused by Bouch March 2, 2005

shmouse; shmousie 

A small or short mouse-like animal.

Someone who is very quiet and withdrawn and seems to blend into the woodwork.

Can be used as an endearing phrase or a put-down, depending on the inflection.

1) I love my little shmousie sized cat; she fits on my lap just perfectly.

2) That shmouse over by the bar better not ask me to dance, 'cause I'll just laugh in his face.

shmouse; shmousie by Shmouse May 21, 2005

shmouse

An animal or pet that is smaller than the standard size; a loving pet that is small and snuggly.

After me and the shmouse hit the beach for a game of Frisbee, we went home and shnuggled.

shmouse by Cherry Nelsonic May 21, 2005

shoused 

extremely inebriated, ie. shitfaced, smashed, hammered, blitzed, shithoused, drunk, etc.

Similar declination to soused, but derives from an episode when Mr. Kevin Shouse of Atlanta, GA was so drunk he earned his own adjective.

Kevin drank too much and went to jail. He was shoused.

shoused by geedo November 2, 2004

Shmouse

To consume something ; usually referring to marijuana.

A - "Dude, you down to shmouse today?"
B - "Can't dude, I gotta drug test tomorrow."

A - "Let's chill today. We'll shmouse than go pick some bitches up."
B - "No doubt, you want me to cop the bud?"

Shmouse by Jay Mattyass October 28, 2009

shoused 

Shouses means that you are unable to complete the simplest of projects.

-Holy cow, she shoused that homework!

-Stop shousing in class

shoused by Loka Loka February 14, 2009