shmouse

An animal or pet that is smaller than the standard size; a loving pet that is small and snuggly.

After me and the shmouse hit the beach for a game of Frisbee, we went home and shnuggled.

by Cherry Nelsonic May 21, 2005

Shmouse

To consume something ; usually referring to marijuana.

A - "Dude, you down to shmouse today?"
B - "Can't dude, I gotta drug test tomorrow."

A - "Let's chill today. We'll shmouse than go pick some bitches up."
B - "No doubt, you want me to cop the bud?"

by Jay Mattyass October 28, 2009

shmouse; shmousie

A small or short mouse-like animal.

Someone who is very quiet and withdrawn and seems to blend into the woodwork.

Can be used as an endearing phrase or a put-down, depending on the inflection.

1) I love my little shmousie sized cat; she fits on my lap just perfectly.

2) That shmouse over by the bar better not ask me to dance, 'cause I'll just laugh in his face.

by Shmouse May 21, 2005

German Shnouser

When you shit on somones chest then your face is stamped like an ink pad back into it

Goggles took a fat turd on dicko's chest then had his face pressed into it like stamping an ink pad. Thus the German Shnouser was preformed.

by Tim Y January 2, 2017

Shlouse

Often used for a girl to call her a slut, ugly, or a piece of shit. It is highly offensive to call a girl this and is a Carribean word

You shlouse

by Queen panda November 8, 2017

SHMOUZE

TO SMOKE MARIJUANA

OR MARIJUANA ITSELF

I NEED TO SHMOUZE A BLUNT RIGHT NOW

BEFORE WE GO OUT WE HAVE TO PICK UP SHMOUZE FOR THE RIDE HOME

by cESoNE July 4, 2008

shmousle

An alternative name for the word 'rape' as it is frequently overused.

Ted: Yo that girl is ripe, lets rape her.

Orpheus: Yo ted, you know no one uses that word, we're gonna shmousle her dudde.

Ted: I'm down dogg, lets get at it

by Shmousle_King September 10, 2010