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Shmoozer
Someone you can talk to about pretty much anything—advice, life, drama, ideas, or just random conversation. A Shmoozer makes themselves available for one-on-one calls and messages, usually through a personal link or subscription.
Basically, someone who provides their time, attention, personality, and conversation for a fee.
Basically, someone who provides their time, attention, personality, and conversation for a fee.
1. “I follow her on Instagram, but she’s also a Shmoozer, so you can actually subscribe and talk to her one-on-one.”
2. “She’s one of my favorite creators, and now she’s a Shmoozer, so I can actually talk to her one-on-one.”
3. “I was bored and felt like talking to someone interesting, so I called a Shmoozer.”
2. “She’s one of my favorite creators, and now she’s a Shmoozer, so I can actually talk to her one-on-one.”
3. “I was bored and felt like talking to someone interesting, so I called a Shmoozer.”
Shmoozer by Rebecca Roberts September 19, 2026
Schmoozer
A schmoozer can be one of two things, either:
1.) Someone with the God-given talent of saying all the right things in order to secretly manipulate a situation so that his or her own concealed goals are fulfilled.
**For example, tons of guys at the bar are schmoozers. They'll say anything a girl wants to hear so she'll be more likely to take him back to her place**
OR
2.) Someone who just charms the pants off of people for the sake of their own amusement.
1.) Someone with the God-given talent of saying all the right things in order to secretly manipulate a situation so that his or her own concealed goals are fulfilled.
**For example, tons of guys at the bar are schmoozers. They'll say anything a girl wants to hear so she'll be more likely to take him back to her place**
OR
2.) Someone who just charms the pants off of people for the sake of their own amusement.
Old woman: What is a strapping young man like yourself attending an old lady's 80th birthday party for?
Dude: 80? You don't look a day over 21!
Old woman: Tehe, you are quite the schmoozer!
Dude: 80? You don't look a day over 21!
Old woman: Tehe, you are quite the schmoozer!
Schmoozer by EloisePrettyPlease March 26, 2012
schmoozer
A person skilled in the art of ingratiating small talk – talk that is business oriented, designed to both provide and solicit personal information but avoids overt pitching.
Boy, that Tony, what a schmoozer. He went to a Happy Hour and got contact information on the Senior Partner at Boogle & Walters.
schmoozer by Tom LaBelle October 5, 2004
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Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
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