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Shmoozer 

Someone that uses other people for their benefit
bro #1: "you know he only wants you at the party so you can get him alcohol, he's a fuckin shmoozer."
Shmoozer by henryzz September 28, 2008
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Someone you can talk to about pretty much anything—advice, life, drama, ideas, or just random conversation. A Shmoozer makes themselves available for one-on-one calls and messages, usually through a personal link or subscription.

Basically, someone who provides their time, attention, personality, and conversation for a fee.
1. “I follow her on Instagram, but she’s also a Shmoozer, so you can actually subscribe and talk to her one-on-one.”
2. “She’s one of my favorite creators, and now she’s a Shmoozer, so I can actually talk to her one-on-one.”
3. “I was bored and felt like talking to someone interesting, so I called a Shmoozer.”
Shmoozer by Rebecca Roberts September 19, 2026

Shmoozered 

“Dude, I’m fucking Shmoozered right now”
“Ima bouta get shmoozered”
Shmoozered by Danksmonker69 June 6, 2019
Yiddish: 1. To chill, talk or mingle with people.

2. To catch up with somebody you haven't talked to in a while.

Can also be spelled as: smooze or smooz
Yo Chaim, lets go shmooze with the shiksas over there.
Shmooze by DanMD19 October 11, 2009
A schmoozer can be one of two things, either:

1.) Someone with the God-given talent of saying all the right things in order to secretly manipulate a situation so that his or her own concealed goals are fulfilled.

**For example, tons of guys at the bar are schmoozers. They'll say anything a girl wants to hear so she'll be more likely to take him back to her place**

OR

2.) Someone who just charms the pants off of people for the sake of their own amusement.
Old woman: What is a strapping young man like yourself attending an old lady's 80th birthday party for?
Dude: 80? You don't look a day over 21!
Old woman: Tehe, you are quite the schmoozer!
Schmoozer by EloisePrettyPlease March 26, 2012
A person skilled in the art of ingratiating small talk – talk that is business oriented, designed to both provide and solicit personal information but avoids overt pitching.
Boy, that Tony, what a schmoozer. He went to a Happy Hour and got contact information on the Senior Partner at Boogle & Walters.
schmoozer by Tom LaBelle October 5, 2004
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

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Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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