Shmoozee

Someone who pays to connect one-on-one with a Shmoozer through calls or messages—whether for advice, questions, conversation, or simply to talk with someone they follow or find interesting.

In simple terms: the Shmoozer gets paid to make their time and conversation available; the Shmoozee pays for it.

“I became his Shmoozee because I thought he was a very interesting Shmoozer and wanted to get his advice on something I was going through.”

Shmoozee by Rebecca Roberts September 19, 2026

Shmoozered 

Getting baked out your mind

“Dude, I’m fucking Shmoozered right now”
“Ima bouta get shmoozered”

Shmoozered by Danksmonker69 June 6, 2019

Shmoozer 

ONE WHO SHMOOZES. A smooth talker. Someone who has a way with words and uses it to their advantage. (i.e with members of the opposite sex)

He's known as a shmoozer when it comes to the ladies.

Shmoozer by Shoelaces October 6, 2011

Shmooze 

Yiddish: 1. To chill, talk or mingle with people.

2. To catch up with somebody you haven't talked to in a while.

Can also be spelled as: smooze or smooz

Yo Chaim, lets go shmooze with the shiksas over there.

Shmooze by DanMD19 October 11, 2009

shmooze 

(verb) to shmooze is to have the ability to obtain everything that one desires through charm or guile

I schmooze the last piece of cheesecake

shmooze by steve July 28, 2003

Shmooze 

v. Meaningless chit-chat. Making your acquaintence.

See Mingle.

What a pretty girl. I think I'll go shmooze.

Shmooze by enbob89 January 29, 2005

shmoozle 

to sneak your way through something.

i shmoozled my way passed security.

shmoozle by Lorriana September 3, 2006