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Shmonked 

When someone smokes too much dank and there high af
Me and my bro lit a fat J yesterday we both got so shmonked, we couldn't even remember where we were.
Shmonked by Dronenpilot July 28, 2018
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shmonged 

Verb Adverb

Sha-m-ong-ed
1The act of roasting or humiliating someone typically in a casual manner
2 the act of getting roasted or humiliated
"Yo, did you see Laura's shoes?"
"Yeah bro she's going to get shmonged."
shmonged by Shmonger June 9, 2017

Shmonged 

The level above being ‘monged out’ when you’re that fucked up that you can’t move or speak properly and you’re just a ball of shmong
Friend: You okay mate?
You: No mate I’m absolutely shmonging
Friend: Are you really that shmonged off that joint?
You: I feel like a shmongaloid
Shmonged by M1NSTR3LL April 25, 2022
To get owned, to say,act, or do something stupid. To get told off
Gabby got Shmoned on the tram at Animal Kingdom in Disney. "Please move to the inside"
Shmoned by RYAN 3421 January 8, 2009
Bro I’m so fucking shmoned right now I just thought my rig was a hamburger
Shmoned by Stinky Tooty March 18, 2019
The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.
“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”
Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026
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