Roof-E 

To kindly sprinkle a crushed up pill of Ecstasy into the drink of an unwilling, reluctant, fearful friend. The lucky friend will sip away and eventually begin to roll. Yee-haw!

Ashley: C'mon, Jeremy! Just roll with us, man! Take X just once and I promise it will be THE best night of your life...

Jeremy: Ummm...I'm too scared. I'll think about it.

Ashley: That's fine. I'll just Roof-E yo ass!

Jeremy: Ohhh. Like a "Roofie? ROOF-EEE!" Hahaha.

Ashley: Exactly :)

Roof-E by UmJustLikeACircus June 15, 2009

raise the roof entertainment 

Leading provider of entertainment in Cleveland, OH. Specializing in live music, djs, photo booths, greens screens, event lighting, wedding services and much more! www.raisetheroofentertainment.com

I have event needs, I should call Raise the Roof Entertainment!

raise the roof entertainment by huston1711 November 25, 2014

Roof Envy 

The feeling a property owner gets when he watches a roof being installed across the street by a superior contractor, especially after they just got their deductible covered by some "bob the roofer" pop-up roofing company.

Jim Tells his wife while looking out the window,

"Dammit Rose, maybe we shouldn't have gotten our deductible covered by that OTHER roofing company. ROOFMARK is doing something special across the street. It's giving me Roof Envy!"

Rose, "I told ya, that I liked that TC character. "

Roof Envy by betterdick January 14, 2019

Egyptian Roof Rack 

A sexual manoeuvre whereby the woman positions herself in the form of an upward facing triangle - or pyramid - with her buttocks forming the apex. A man then arranges himself atop the pyramid, clamping his fingers around the woman's pelvis and allowing the gyratory movement caused by their lack of balance to achieve climax.

Difficulty Rating - 11/10

Phil - "Hey Brian what are you going to do now you've finished the Kama Sutra?"
Brian - "Well Phil... Have you ever tried the Egyptian Roof Rack? It's a new one..."

Egyptian Roof Rack by Colonel Fenton Summerville September 6, 2013

Ed the roofer 

Someone that spends too much time posting on internet forums.

That fool has posted more than Ed the roofer.

Ed the roofer by spankio May 15, 2009

Roofer's Nut 

When you're a roofer and your're done for the day...All of the sweat, stench, dirt and grime rotting on your ball bag festers to become roofers nut.

Oh baby, when you come home don't shower off your roofer's nut. I wanna get all the juices.

Roofer's Nut by boofaholic March 15, 2015

Roofener 

Another word for awesome, or rad. Normally used in a positive situation.

Yo G, this weekend is gonna be stupid Roofener!

Roofener by Matt Haide November 17, 2006