2 definitions by Colonel Fenton Summerville

A sexual manoeuvre whereby the woman positions herself in the form of an upward facing triangle - or pyramid - with her buttocks forming the apex. A man then arranges himself atop the pyramid, clamping his fingers around the woman's pelvis and allowing the gyratory movement caused by their lack of balance to achieve climax.

Difficulty Rating - 11/10
Phil - "Hey Brian what are you going to do now you've finished the Kama Sutra?"
Brian - "Well Phil... Have you ever tried the Egyptian Roof Rack? It's a new one..."
by Colonel Fenton Summerville August 8, 2013
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A cute dog, baby or absolute LAD who attracts females like they're going out of fashion.
Have you seen Dave's new puppy? Absolute clunge sponge!
by Colonel Fenton Summerville September 4, 2014
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