3 definitions by betterdick
by betterdick April 8, 2022
A individual that refuses to wear a mask to help protect their fellow men and women from them unknowingly spreading a virus that could harm them. (Like a Racist, but against Masks)
Dammit Karen, Are you a Maskist ? Your roomate just got over the Corona Virus 3 days ago, and your putting on lipstick for Happy Hour like you have not been exposed!
by betterdick May 20, 2020
The feeling a property owner gets when he watches a roof being installed across the street by a superior contractor, especially after they just got their deductible covered by some "bob the roofer" pop-up roofing company.
Jim Tells his wife while looking out the window,
"Dammit Rose, maybe we shouldn't have gotten our deductible covered by that OTHER roofing company. ROOFMARK is doing something special across the street. It's giving me Roof Envy!"
Rose, "I told ya, that I liked that TC character. "
"Dammit Rose, maybe we shouldn't have gotten our deductible covered by that OTHER roofing company. ROOFMARK is doing something special across the street. It's giving me Roof Envy!"
Rose, "I told ya, that I liked that TC character. "
by betterdick January 14, 2019