roofer

A hardworking motherfucker...who makes more money in one day than other trades make in 3.

All the other tradesmen made fun of the roofer, until he showed them his pay stub...

by fuck y'all July 12, 2005

roofer

a crazy or insane person who exhibits extreme behavior that could endanger others.

That lady keeps kicking the cat's teeth out. She is crazy as a roofer!

by iamlapossy November 5, 2011

roofer

A word made up in the Northwest part of Arkansas meaning "Fucking Dumbass"

God that guy is a complete roofer!

by Kyle Rudolph January 10, 2005

roofer

When a hockey player scores a goal by putting the puck into the top corner of the net, usually an in-close play by the net, or after a fancy play that dekes (fakes out) out the opposing goalie.

Did you see that goal? What a roofer!

Holy roofer...nice goal man!

by Gianni_Destructo October 7, 2011

roofer

A bearlike creature seen atop the houses of western Pennsylvania.

by Anonymous January 30, 2003

roofer

The missing link between a gorilla and a sasquatch. Hairy manbeast. Sweaty fursack.

Roofer is a giant sweaty fursack

by Jim January 30, 2003

roofer

1.A land pirate.

2.One who consumes 32 oz. of cheap beer per half hour,from sunrise to sunset.

3.Scumbag

Run for your fucking lives, here come the roofers.

by Stoops337 August 9, 2006