I got a blowjob from a milf and looked down only to see I was a coke can, the turned around and saw President Bush, he proceeded to say the words "get roozeled".
A combination of rohypnol and laxative, secreted into someone's drink in order to make them simultaneously:
a) Pass out
b) Evacuate their bowels
Usually employed in jest, a Roofylax is also occasionally used as a pre-cursor to scat-fetish rape. In even rarer instances, it is self administered in a public environment as part of an exhibitionist fetish fantasy
1. "I have just roofy-laxed you. Tomorrow morning you will wake up in a strange environment, covered in your own poo. And so will I."
2. "I have just roofylaxed myself. Here are my house keys and a Sleigh Bell CD. Take me home."