Refurt

To laugh, laughter.

"That post was so funny, I'm refurting so hard".

by George_Washington June 12, 2018

refurbished

any abused, broken, defective electronics returned to the manufacturer, retail or online store within the warranty, refund, exchange period and re-sold to unsuspecting consumers in the same miserable condition, believing that the item was "restored to factory conditions".

Consumer, "So this refurbished iPod is pretty much like new?" Seller, "Oh, but of course!"

by VRod007 June 5, 2010

refute

To disagree, or assert the opposite.
(The original meaning was to DISPROVE something: "He refuted their claims by referring to widely accepted experimental results". But these days journalists who are unwilling or unable to assess the strength of an argument, or to check facts, just write "refute".)

"The Prime Minister refuted the suggestion that he was a fool, by saying that he wasn't."

by Jeeralangian July 28, 2008

returtled

Retarded, but in a sluggish, plodding, reptilian way.

Fireworks are against the law? That's just returtled.

by tDizz October 13, 2007

refurgitate

To get rid of an infestation. The opposite of "ingest" is "regurgitate", so the opposite of "infest" is "refurgitate".

We need to pick up some poison traps to refurgitate those ants in the kitchen.

by meichenl October 12, 2010

Refurbished

The process of restoring a product by cleaning, repairing, recovering, and reusing the item for its original intended use

I refurbished my dick

by fuck u tooo August 7, 2006

Refurniturerize

To rearrange furniture.

When i buy this couch, I will have to refurniturerize my live room.

by six3onei December 16, 2009