rearrange

The act of an individual with male genitalia reaching into his (or her) drawls to physically move his (or her) dick and ballsack around in an effort to optimize comfort—usually whilst sitting down, and often performed in public.

Seated at the picnic table across from Aunt Phoebe, I found that my thighs were squishing my junk and I was kind of sitting on top of my Schwetty balls, so I had to rearrange.

by Waarlowe January 6, 2021

rearrange deckchairs on the Titanic

time spent in worthless activity, an exercise in futility, a waste of valuable time.

You're trying to rearrange deckchairs on the Titanic, bud! She isn't coming back no matter how much you do!

by Oceanside263 October 13, 2009

rearrange my guts

when someone fucks you so hard some people say you are rearranging there guts

david "did lucy tell you if i fucked her good

mark "yeah man she said, he rearrange my guts"

by daddy19487292 May 20, 2018

Rearrange the furniture

What a dumb bitch calls adjusting your nuts.

"Omg! Did you see luke rearrange the furniture?"

by Muddybones August 14, 2018

Rearrange the furniture

Said when you want to leave a group or gathering to go have sex without actually saying it.

We have to go rearrange the furniture - see you in a couple hours.

by Junior's Girlfriend May 31, 2011

Rearrange my guts

Anal sex. Either with a big dick or with heavy fucking.

1.) Daquan got that good-good, so I spent 30 minutes getting his dick swimming in my spit before he got impatient, flipped me on my back,

forced my legs up, and told me to shut up as I let him aggressively rearrange my guts. I thought my insides where gonna spill out while going to town in me.

by Yas,bich,yas May 27, 2020

rearrange my box

russian way of saying “rearrange my guts”

i have 10 to 12 people coming to rearrange my box

by nowedragon December 30, 2020