Rands 

Derived from 'random', 'randomer'.

Adjective.
To describe an individual with whom you are unfamiliar with:
'Who is that rands?'

Additionally, to voice displeasure at the actions of another:
'Stop being such a rands'.

Furthermore, 'rands' can be often combined with other words: for example 'silly rands' and 'randy rands', for added effect.

Don't be a pansy and come to the public house you rands!

Rands by Rands101 June 29, 2011

Rands 

The original Jerkcity chat owner before being ejected in 2018.

T RANDS BY THAT DO YOU MEAN BEATING YOU SILLY AND SHOVING YOUR HEAD JNTO A BATHTUB FULL OF WARM PISS

T RANDS IF SO COUNT ME IN ???

Rands by Senator Foreskin June 17, 2023

on the rands

phrase used when someone does something completely out of the blue (randomly)

Guy 1: "this dude just came up to me and smacked me in the face!"

Guy 2: "what? on the rands?"

Guy 1: "yeah wtf is up with that?!"

on the rands by Narmage February 19, 2012

randalize

South Dakotan slang term originating from the Chamberlain/Oacoma area, circa 2002.

An act of gross incompetence which results in utter distaster. A wanton act of stupidity. Unintentional destruction brought about by sheer lack of common sense.

He thought it would be cool to repaint his car using fourty cans of spray paint, but all he did was completely randalize the damned thing...

Dude, if you leave that cheeseburger frying on the grill for half an hour, all you're going to do is randalize it!

If you don't put the drain plug back in the oil pan after you change the oil in the car, you're going to randalize the engine, idiot!

randalize by Steve Mueller July 9, 2004

Randallize 

In cooking terms, to burn a meal to the point where it is virtually unservable; to grossly overseason a dish so that it is inedible; or to perform some other act of gross incompetence.

If you combine four pounds of ground hamburger with four pounds of refried beans, you may be clever enough to become a cook at Taco Tim's. But, if you foolishly add six pounds of jalapeno peppers to that mixture, you've just Randallized it and there will be a lot of complaints from the customers.

Randallize by Steve Mueller July 9, 2004

Randall Burger 

A cheese burger that has been burnt beyond recognition and rendered completely inedible.

I stopped up at the Oasis for a bite to eat and they served me a frickin' Randall Burger!

Randall Burger by Mark Mueller June 24, 2004

On the Rand 

(adj.) A term which describes an amorous individual or a horny (slang) person. Of a person whose actions are dictated by an amorous disposition; the term can describe either the (1) individual or the (2) action.

Of an action occuring (or of the person performing the action) of which the ultimate goal is to get laid.

1. Dude, did you see Bainz gettin' all over Polls? He is completely on the Rand.

2. Swain's attempt to get Suzy in the car was totally on the Rand.

On the Rand by P'tainz September 17, 2013