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randalize

South Dakotan slang term originating from the Chamberlain/Oacoma area, circa 2002.

An act of gross incompetence which results in utter distaster. A wanton act of stupidity. Unintentional destruction brought about by sheer lack of common sense.
He thought it would be cool to repaint his car using fourty cans of spray paint, but all he did was completely randalize the damned thing...

Dude, if you leave that cheeseburger frying on the grill for half an hour, all you're going to do is randalize it!

If you don't put the drain plug back in the oil pan after you change the oil in the car, you're going to randalize the engine, idiot!
by Steve Mueller July 9, 2004
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randalize

To modify or alter (public or private) property willfully with intent to improve upon its usefulness, often impaired before returning to its useful state.
origin: actions based upon a person baring the name of “Randall” or any form of.
The computers aren't working, wait their working now, crap we must have been randalized.
by James Hilburn April 17, 2006
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randalize

Any act of wanton damage caused by a man of authority by the name of randal.
Ally youve totally randalized the mini bus you complete tool.
by master bruce June 5, 2004
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Randallize

In cooking terms, to burn a meal to the point where it is virtually unservable; to grossly overseason a dish so that it is inedible; or to perform some other act of gross incompetence.
If you combine four pounds of ground hamburger with four pounds of refried beans, you may be clever enough to become a cook at Taco Tim's. But, if you foolishly add six pounds of jalapeno peppers to that mixture, you've just Randallized it and there will be a lot of complaints from the customers.
by Steve Mueller July 9, 2004
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vandalize

Verona spray printed Daniel's house without asking for permission, Daniel had said to her she had vandalize his property. Now he has to pay lots of money to fix the damage.
by Mary-Potter December 4, 2017
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mandalized

When you get beaten up by a bunch of dudes. Sorta the plural form of manhandled, because menhandling sounds weird.
"fool, you better get out or you're gonna get mandalized"
by Desmond White December 1, 2009
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mandalize

My boss just grabbed me from behind and massaged me. I felt so mandalized.
by timmy January 20, 2005
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