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Randsomness

A thing that happends randomly, and then something happends to your brain cuz then you can't remember what you were doing a few (insert type of time in here).
"...."
10 minutes later
"MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMH~~~~~-"
"Why are you humming so loud so randomly?!"
"I don't know."
"Huh?"
"I Don't Know."
"Hm, you must have been hit with Randsomness..."
"Wha-? What's Randsomness?"
*Walks away*
"Heeey!"
Randsomness by Lekoumshooo May 27, 2021
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Randomness vs Determination

An argument that most people see as a "gray area" argument. they will say that there is no plain black and white answer. these are anything from quantum math equations to spiritual beliefs and everything that led up to this moment is it just random or or is it determined Sometimes it's very hard to see the most plain answer, but it is there though it might be hard to find. this question being answered correctly can allow you to see if your a person of religion or... if shit just happens
randomness vs determination
-Randomness, the ideal that all things just happen. the fact that were alive is pure coincidence through a complex strain of chemical mishaps. and nothing we do is supposed to happen. Randomness is the thought that things just happen all by coincidence.

-Determination, the ideal that things are determined before they happen. that wee and earth and the universe is here on purpose, all part of things that were going to inevitably happen under any begging circumstances.

contained randomness

1.an organized cult of enlightened individuals who have mastered the art of containing even the most extreme influences of humour without showing the slightest sign of and expression

2.performing acts of randomness that is difficult to notice as it is performed very quickly, and is undetectable as the person(s), contain there laughter, no matter how extreme the humour
"damn rorz, you are the jedi of contained randomness, how do you do it?"

randomness 

any old bunch of crap that is thrown in together.
The froogle search showed a cat's hair mop that my bitch of an aunt refused to eat because her kitten's doctor had advised her against watching the new video by the old age hooligans. the Pharoas of egypt have taken their mobile phones and are now trying to felch a metaphysical representation of julius ceasar. the plaides have come down in the form of angels who aim to supplement the inorganic growth of tea pods because 1337 people have extended the antenna for maximum reception. The bottle is made biger by the magnifying glass or so one would think if the 14 presidents of the USA were real people. Fast track my mind into the vortex of immeasureable humanity so that the profane expressions of a rabid pundit can be tolerated by the mad goose that sits and chatters about the greater influences of butterflies on the phooning snow leopards of the sahara. A sting in the bing is a cool aria soundtrack where the jet planes all crashed into the mounds of the seven dead kings. I am drinking some whater now and if this goes on any longer you will get fucking irritated. frooling brooling grogs fet comb muck chigga wigga niche hournalism jet got goat froom pas quibejivemenns jsjjgoo sdoifjoidhfogi sdnfduoifhguoisdjfgj sdf sjkfidshfosjfdoiasfsdf coksllsjjsk cocksuckers.
randomness by Gunkglumb June 12, 2005

RANDOMNESSTICITISM 

the art of being random; sayin and doin whateva you want to without justifiable cause or reason; not inline with societal norms.
anyone who does what they want to as if the rules to not apply to them and describes it as RANDOMNESSTICITISM

randomness 

1)the act of being so random and weird, that people find you hard to follow.

2)switching subjects so fast that you confuse many people

~Often random people have the attention span of a flea.~
Hey, I was atching the-and hey, that reminds me, did you know that monkeys can't touch their toes? so, anyway-oh, and neither can cats...haha, so, oh yeah, over the weekend I went to this place, and they served FREE COOKIES! and so the, yeah, and we have gym today. **bell rings**
Muaaaaah!!! Pizza time!!! **runs to get pizza
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so anyway...oooh! shiny object!
randomness by youXdunnoXme June 27, 2005

true randomness 

A sequence of effects that has no causes especially finite numbers and quantum mechanics.
Digital computing are unable to compute pure randomness, thus, making quantum computing exclusive to true randomness
true randomness by 1m1m0 September 5, 2022
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